Why zombies never attack each other?

At least in movies?
Read this article:
www.cracked.com...

Zombie apocalypse is very real (hell yeah! that would be awesome!). But the question is, would the zombies kill themselves off, or would they leave that the job for us? If it was real scenario.
What never made sense in zombie movies was that zombies have always recognized other zombies and always left them alone, but they could very easily detect normal non-infected person.

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Zombie males have no balls and the women just like to complicate things.

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Watch The Walking Dead.

It's the smeellllll cover yourself in decayed human flesh and you're good to go

good show too by the way!!

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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Because the males have no balls and the women just like to complicate things.

How do you convert that to zombies?

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Looks great, just watching the trailer

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Everyone knows bits drop off zombies. They are very heavy footed.

They are still male and female. Don't be so bigoted against the zombie kind my friend.

My question would be if I was brave enough to start a thread on such a sensitive subject would be.

If a man got turned into a zombie whilst he had an erection, would that erection stay? If yes, now that would be truely frightening.

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Did they just decide to rip off 28 days later, word for word? And put it on Television?



In response to the OP, Zombies don't attack eachother because they thirst for fresh blood and flesh, not dead flesh and infected blood.

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
My question would be if I was brave enough to start a thread on such a sensitive subject would be.

If a man got turned into a zombie whilst he had an erection, would that erection stay? If yes, now that would be truely frightening.

LOL , funny question .
Now imagine if he jumped at you with his... ehm... "stick" out ... whilst he had an erection...
Ah gawd

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Yes, that question keeps me awake at night.

Which head shot would you go for first?

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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Yes, that question keeps me awake at night.

Which head shot would you go for first?

Depends on how bad the erection would be . If very bad, then mine, I guess .

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Hmm.. I think I'd go for that too.

Just remember to stay well away from brothels in a zombie outbreak my friend.

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Haha. Good tip . Now, to think of zombie prostitutes, I wonder if condom would provide enough protection.

Originally posted by Tephra
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Did they just decide to rip off 28 days later, word for word? And put it on Television?



In response to the OP, Zombies don't attack eachother because they thirst for fresh blood and flesh, not dead flesh and infected blood.

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Not sure, but looks pretty good


Aye, but flesh is still very fresh once they turn. And zombies in 28 days/weeks later werent really dead. They were just pissed off mindless people, and yet they never attacked each other.

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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.

Lol, I rather wont imagine what would happen if you had a meat flavour.

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Be prepared to run.

Originally posted by Farnhold

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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Because the males have no balls and the women just like to complicate things.

How do you convert that to zombies?

With the men, give them a playboy.

With the ladies, its after a baby.

Somehow, we all win and lose!! oO

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.

No wrong..

Condoms dont stop the smell.. oO

rofl



wait,how do I know.. uhh.. Oo

Originally posted by Farnhold

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.

Lol, I rather wont imagine what would happen if you had a meat flavour.

Chicken is meat, are you all on planet urectum? -- or is it still uranus here in on planet 2011..

Good news everyone, I'm making posts Backwards - so as to confuse myself.. ahyees...