US energy lab missing cocaine, opium samples

i find the this vary funny! The drugs are used for bio-medical research and forensic science, and in the lab's health clinic for the treatment of workers there.

what a health clinic?

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who wouldn't want to do a line of pure pharmaceutical grade coc aine. at least you'll know it's not cut with meth, ephedrine, dog and cat dewormer and every other dangerous chemical that traffickers can get their hands on that make coc aine more dangerous.

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ONLY USERS,, LOSE DRUGS...............

Originally posted by slayerfan
and in the lab's health clinic for the treatment of workers there.

Hey hey! Maybe this whole Obama healthcare reform isn't such a bad idea after all! Think of the production they must get out of their workers hopped up on coc aine.

I bet thats some good #

A USA energy lab......

Too funny. Cocaine will give you lots of energy, but I'm pretty sure that opium would just make you want to nod off.......

lab's health clinic for the treatment of workers there.

That shows the stuff is safer than pharmaceuticals. They kill more people every year than street drugs do.

I need to get a job at a clinic like that

My god, some people have all the luck!!

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check the lab technician with the white powder on their nose and the one that's talking a lot!

thay changed the article and added alot it gets better lol.

In 2005, the U.S. Defense Nuclear Facilities Safety Board found the lab was storing plutonium — the main material used for making nuclear bombs — in food and paint cans.

The lab in 2007 was fined $450,000 after another federal agency found that a former scientist sent two open vials of anthrax across the country

Tri-Valley CAREs, a watchdog group that monitors the lab. "We're dismayed but not surprised that they have an accounting problem with the controlled substances."

thay changed it from [ The drugs are used for bio-medical research and forensic science, and in the lab's health clinic for the treatment of workers there] to [The lab is also officially registered to use drugs for biomedical research and in its health clinic. Workers are required under federal law to track the use closely, with penalties that can include fines up to $10,000 per violation.]

sounds like a crazy place to work!