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Originally posted by Stop-loss!
reply to post by Rising Against
I hear ya RA. I want to help people too but if they don't want to be helped then at least I tried. No sense in holding the past against you when the future is at stake.
Originally posted by KilgoreTrout
Originally posted by tlasalt
Ps: The best bit she doesn't mind if i go all caveman on her every now and then.
Do you ever let her go cave girl?
Let never a man a wooing wend
That lacketh things three,
A store of gold, and open heart,
And full of charity;
And this was seen of King Henry
Though he lay quite alone,
For he's taken him to a haunted hall
Seven miles from the town.
He's chased the deer now him before
And the doe down by the den
Till the fattest buck in all the flock
King Henry he has slain.
His huntsmen followed him to the hall
To make them burly cheer,
When loud the wind was heard to sound
And an earthquake rocked the floor.
And darkness covered all the hall
Where they sat at their meat,
The grey dogs, yowling, left their food
And crept to Henry's feet.
And louder howled the rising wind
And burst the fastened door,
And in there came a grisly ghost
Stramping on the floor.
Her head hit the roof-tree of the house,
Her middle you could not span,
Each frightened huntsman fled the hall
And left the king alone,
Her teeth were like the tether stakes,
Her nose like club or mell,
And nothing less she seemed to be
Than a fiend that comes form hell.
Some meat, some meat you King Henry,
Some meat you give to me,
Go kill your horse you King Henry
And bring him here to me;
He's gone and slain his berry brown steed
Though it made his heart full sore,
For she's eaten up both skin and bone
Left nothing but hide and hair.
More meat, more meat you King Henry
More meat you give to me,
Go Kill your greyhounds King Henry
And bring them here to me;
And when he's slain his good greyhounds,
It made his heart full sore,
She's eaten them up both skin and bone,
Left nothing but hide and hair.
More meat, more meat you King Henry
More meat you give to me,
Go fell your goshawks King Henry
And bring them here to me;
And when he's slain his gay goshawks,
It made his heart full sore,
She's eaten them up both skin and bone,
Left nothing but feathers bare.
Some drink, some drink now King Henry
Some drink you give to me,
Oh you sew up your horse's hide
And bring in a drink to me,
And he's sewed up the bloody hide
And a pipe of wine put in,
And she's drank it up all in one draught
Left never a drop therein.
A bed, a bed now King Henry,
A bed you'll make for me,
Oh you must pull the heather green
And make it soft for me;
And pulled has he the heather green
And made for her a bed,
And taken has he his gay mantle
And o'er it he has spread.
Take off your clothes now King Henry
And lie down by my side,
Now swear, now swear you King Henry
To take me for your bride.
Oh God forbid, says King Henry,
That ever the like betide,
That ever a fiend that comes from hell
Should stretch down by my side.
When the night was gone and the day was come
And the sun shone through the hall,
The fairest lady that ever was seen
Lay between him and the wall.
I've met with many a gentle knight
That gave me such a fill,
But never before with a courteous knight
That gave me all my will
Originally posted by andy1033
I am grown up, i have done nothing to anyone ever, but that seemingly did not matter to police and gov who spent last 19 years wrecking my life.
But i am 1 victim who will never stop talking about the police, gov and females what they did to my life,
Originally posted by SlovenlyGhost
There's been a strange phenomena happening in ATS. All of sudden it's become popular to rant about women. I usually like reading these threads because they make me laugh(Sure some ladies don't share my sense of humour though). Just find them ridiculous. Do some guys actually believe it was different back a hundred years or more?
There's always been this misunderstanding between men and women. We expect them to be this or that way and assume they'll just comply to our demands. Now my daddy taught me assumption is the mother of all F.. Ups. Which is true. Think some people don't realize women are human. They're not much different from us. They want things, want to see things, need things. U can't expect all women to be the same just cause another one is. They're individuals. Throwing all of them in the same box isn't fair.
Now personally I've always had a liking for devious ladies. Don't ask me why. But I find something about it extremely attractive. Maybe I enjoy the cat and mouse games or just not being able to predict her next move... Usually fall inlove with these kind of ladies. Though, I don't go around blaming all women for my broken heart. Common sense shoulda told me when you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Same counts for every other man. U can't go around blaming other women for your bad taste.
Sure I wish it was still cave man times and I could drag her around by her hair. And sure I feel like strangling them sometimes but it's just outta anger. Also feel sometimes society is being unfair towards men. But that's life. Sure most women feel the same, that there's something wrong with guys. They could probably write books on what's wrong with men.
Anyway, guess what I'm trying to say is stop generalizing. Not all women are evil. There must be some way to understand our female friends.
Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by Rising Against
I do not want advice from trolls. Just ignore my posts.
What i write is blunt from my life perspective, if you lived a different life thats yours not mine. Do not tell me my perspective on life. Your opinion on my life will always be wrong.edit on 2/13/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by SlovenlyGhost
reply to post by andy1033
You make them sound like that chick from the Grudge. Always lurking, Always waiting... and always making that creepy sounds Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by Rising Against
I told you do not tell me about my life, i am already grown up. Growing up should of been put in the curriculum of schools in london for people to stay out of others lifes, and not planning vendettas and using police and gov to try and kill people they do not like. I am grown up, i have done nothing to anyone ever, but that seemingly did not matter to police and gov who spent last 19 years wrecking my life.
But i am 1 victim who will never stop talking about the police, gov and females what they did to my life, if you do not like it, read someone elses posts. The police in london are some sort of killer for hire group, and they have the cheek to come on here with pr people sometimes talking about fairness, in peoples views on them. Amazing.
Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by lonegurkha
Why do you not just ignore.
If not ask for me to be banned in your mature mind that likes swearing to make a point.
Originally posted by rusethorcain
And another thing...when those lady hater things popped up here I tried to imagine a thread bashing men lasting very long on the board. I couldn't.
Some women...like their hair pulled. I'd say I do but the perverts come scrambling like roaches to crumbs.
My sister and I would fight and when she pulled my hair I didn't really mind it.
And my mother would twist and pull it into braids and knots and ponytails, running the brush through and catching it in her fist and pulling straight up so she practically lifted me off the chair... My eyes would get all slanty while my forehead grew an inch.
To my utter horror...I liked it.
Always considered this a throwback to the good old days when women were property, like a warren of bunnies, or one bunny.