What is this astronaut possibly saying???

Explanation: Just before going off to bed OL has promised to post this thread so here goes...



So, what is this astronaut possibly saying???

Personal Disclosure: OL be back in the morning, so please consider in the mean time and I look forward to any and all replies!

boomdiadda boomdiadda boomdiadda boomdiadda...


or

Now where did I park at....

"Where is my cell phone? I KNOW I put it in my pocket before I came outside, but for some reason I cannot seem to find it now. Well this kinda sux."

reply to post by OmegaLogos


"DAMNIT JANICE! YOU BRING THAT SHUTTLE BACK HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE!!! Janice... Janice??? BABY I'M SORRY!!!!

At least that's how I see it. Then again, I took an inkblot test once and 14 out of 17 blots looked like my ex wife. The other three looked like the remains of my bank account.

~Heff

reply to post by Xcathdra

Stephen Hawking just has a #ing wonderful voice. That was incredible.

1. "so this is where the trolls are banished too"
   
2. "WHAT NO 3G COVERAGE!?!"
   
3. " IM SPARTICUS"
   

Come on guys, The guy obviously just wanted a front row seat for the end of the world..

1) OMFG I'm so scared of heights

2) They want me to stop Elenin ALL by myself????

3) I'm on top of the world ma!!

1- O S%^&
2- O S%^$
3- O S@$%

"I'm sittin' on top of the world" la la la la la.

reply to post by OmegaLogos


1. I feel like a LITTLE worm on a BIG F*****G HOOK
2. What do you mean no starbucks... Nooooooo!
3. Well I'll be a Monkeys Uncle.
4. I brought my digi... what do you think energizer or duracell? UH? Dude, the UFO alien guys took my bunny. DUH!
5. I'm thinking we just park the DEATHSTAR right there!

"I said I like VAN HALEN not VAN ALLEN!"

reply to post by OmegaLogos


Dear Diary... Found a bottle with a genie inside of it... apparently I should have been a bit more specific when I said "And my third wish is to have some 'me' time...."

Don't put the Flubber on your shoes she said... but did I listen??? NNNNOOOOOO.

Long story short... I probably should have agreed to the anal probing and not insisted that they let me out of their flying saucer NOW....

~Heff

"Can you hear me now?"

1. "AARRRGHH! Can't BELIEVE I fell for the 'Snipe Hunting' thing again"
2. "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SETTLED FOR THE MADE IN CHINA SAFETY LINES!!!!"
3. "Can you hear me now?"
4. - Jerry feels the sting of the strict "No farting in the shuttle" rule once again

Open the pod bay door, Hal.

reply to post by OmegaLogos


This photo has clearly been shopped to hide the trampoline, here's the original

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Originally posted by OmegaLogos

I believe he is raping about the world. As seen here www.youtube.com...

Warning! Harsh lyrics.

"I got to poop and the shuttle is way over there."

KKHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That pointy eared green blooded.............

This is the last time I say yes when a computer aks me if I want to play a game...

reply to post by OmegaLogos


1. I can see my house from here.
2. Now, I know what David Bowie was talking about in that song.