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Originally posted by MeSoCorny
Lately there have been many movies starring Natalie Portman coming out. I think that Hollywood and the elite are trying to tell us something. There have been loads of reports on Natalie Portman's whereabouts even down to what she is doing and wearing! I'm really worried you guys. I don't know what to do. How do I protect myself against Natalie Portman? Does anyone know? I thought about going to the Northern Territories or perhaps dig out a cave in the far east. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm scared.
Originally posted by Afterl1fe
I'm building a fully functional fallout shelter with a contractor buddy of mine, you're free to join us if you wish . just bring supplies!!!!
Originally posted by MeSoCorny
Lately there have been many movies starring Natalie Portman coming out. I think that Hollywood and the elite are trying to tell us something. There have been loads of reports on Natalie Portman's whereabouts even down to what she is doing and wearing! I'm really worried you guys. I don't know what to do. How do I protect myself against Natalie Portman? Does anyone know? I thought about going to the Northern Territories or perhaps dig out a cave in the far east. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm scared.
Originally posted by backinblack
Umm, surround yourself with children..
I heard a rurour she doesn't like kids..
Originally posted by MeSoCorny
Originally posted by backinblack
Umm, surround yourself with children..
I heard a rurour she doesn't like kids..
But...she's pregnant!
That is obviously a false flag operation, or more appropriately, a false fetus operation.
I'm onto you, Natalie Portman!edit on 11-2-2011 by MeSoCorny because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by backinblack
Whoa, how would she feel about that??
It's like a movie title, "The Enemy Within"
Originally posted by MeSoCorny
Originally posted by backinblack
Whoa, how would she feel about that??
It's like a movie title, "The Enemy Within"
Who knows. All I know is that I am going to do whatever I have to do to protect myself from the incoming terror that Natalie Portman will be causing. If that means I have to kidnap every baby from here to the dome of the rock, then so be it. That's right, babies! I'm coming for you! So you better hide yourselves in your dumpsters, your toilets, and where ever else you might be! I need protection, stat!