Hi. I'm Two-Line Man.

Believing that brevity is the soul of wit, I pledge to make every post on ATS only two lines long.
No more and no less.

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On a side note, I would advise against posting at the very minimum. Although so long as it is on topic and adds something to the conversation, everything will be fine. I would encourage you to post to your heart's content and let all of your opinions out for discussion.

Welcome

Thank you both for your welcomes.
There are a lot of rules; I plan to learn them.

Ha that wont last long, just wait until you get in an argument with someone.

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Welcome to ATS!
As the moderator suggested to you, post away.

And if you feel like you need to stick to the
two line format, you can use the two lines

at a time format, and still be ok, although longer
discussions are definitely encouraged.

And this format will irritate some viewers of your posts.....
and make others happy.....

And as badwolf indicated below, it may cause a point
deduction depending upon the context of your brevity.

I hope you understand this.
Goodbye......

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I do hope that you are aware even a 2 line post, if it is devoid of context and is not relevant to the thread may still incur a warning.

Seems rather an obvious agenda you have here.... Guess we shall see.

Originally posted by badw0lf
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I do hope that you are aware even a 2 line post, if it is devoid of context and is not relevant to the thread may still incur a warning.

Seems rather an obvious agenda you have here.... Guess we shall see.

edit on 10/2/2011 by badw0lf because: meh points, i dun need no stinking points...

I have no agenda. I will try to make every post count.
Zen poetry is no less profound for being short. Not that I claim such talent. But I'll try.

welcome 2 line man, seems our conversations will be a lil
short-winded in the near future.

Hello and welcome!

something fishy here..

did Bertha make it out alive?

Originally posted by Electric Crown
something fishy here..

did Bertha make it out alive?

Who's Bertha?
I'm male, for what its worth.

I guess this does make us friends now. Like the wit factor so far!
Just be careful there is a difference between wit and sarcasm. Just depends on how you throw it out there. Don't let your statements become misconstrued.

Do not forget to friend me in the left profile column dropdown.

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written like a true poet of any time or age. I look forward to reading your two lines and possibly a third from time to time.

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Love your name and your two lines post commitment.

By the way, do two parallel lines ever meet?

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Hello and welcome

I have to call you out on already breaking your own rule though, that second post was never two lines, two sentences with a carriage return in between does not make two lines

Anything can be two lines.
If you type it like this.


I doubt your true commitment to your own two line policy.

Yes Zen poetry can be stirring and poignant but that is it, you cant join a forum on the internet and think you will contribute anything with two lines. Honestly I have two lines for you:

Once upon a time there was a troll, he came onto ats looking to be fed and he got some morsels, then realised that no one was interested in his pish so he went back to the drawing board and made a new account.

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i say, bravo old chap.

Originally posted by TwoLineMan
Believing that brevity is the soul of wit, I pledge to make every post on ATS only two lines long.
No more and no less.

edit on 10-2-2011 by TwoLineMan because: (no reason given)

Thats not a bad goal, lats see if you can do it.

Originally posted by RANDOMguess
Ha that wont last long, just wait until you get in an argument with someone.

haha true