Man stabbed to death by cock

reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson


Well apparently it's not about the size... it's about how you use them. Didn't you read the story?

Originally posted by Jeremiah Johnson
reply to post by jaynkeel

 

I wonder if they size up each others cocks before battle?

I am laughing so hard right now I can barely see to type!!!! Good one.

reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson


Also It would only be right to offer some sort of protection for these cocks, should they be damaged during their struggle...

reply to post by ZombieJesus


I eat chickens and have sympathy for humans - usually.

But this is great news.

Reminds me of the hunter a few weeks back who tried to save a bullet by hitting a fox in the head with his shotgun, only to have the fox reach up an pull the trigger on him. Shot the guy in the leg.

S+F - Animals win again.

reply to post by ZombieJesus


Ooooh, the title, lol! Let me had more.

Those cocks are huge. Game cocks, that is. I accidentally hit one with my car, back in the summer, and knocked a HUGE hole in my bumper. I have now earned the nickname "cock killer."

Cock damage:

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Now that I got that out of my system, back on topic:

I have to admit that I hate that a person died because of this, but imagine all the poor animals that have died for the amusement of people. I honestly cannot understand how a person can actually enjoy watching animals kill each other. It makes no sense.

Must have been one hellava cock. You rarely hear of cock causing tramatic death. That is unless the its bad cock and said cock is swallowed while containing infection diseases such as samonella. People should be more careful when playing around with these cocks.

Stupid SOB
If you were a player you gotta know how to handle our sh1t properly.

reply to post by SirKnightE


Im in tears, This is turning into the most hillairious thread ever

I wonder what a dead cock that has rigor mortis would be referred to as? lol

reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson


Hard Cock?

reply to post by SirKnightE


That works too but I had a stiff cock in mind. hehe

I wonder what a dead cock that has rigor mortis would be referred to as? lol

reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Funniest thread EVER... minus dead person.

reply to post by SirKnightE


lol

These threads come up now and again and you have to laugh.

reply to post by gemineye


Wow, thats one big hole, that cock must have thrusted pretty hard to do that kind of damage

On topic:

I also agree, I am not a fan of anybody being killed, but in instances like these, I am thankful for the occasional good deed the universe does.

Originally posted by Jeremiah Johnson
reply to post by SirKnightE

 

That works too but I had a stiff cock in mind. hehe

Your quote may or may not be used against you in the future. Just sayin'.

I wonder what distracted the guy so much that this could happen?

Perhaps he was to busy handling somebody elses cock?

reply to post by EagleTalonZ


A "Stiff cock" might be used against him in the future?...

reply to post by ZombieJesus


It's sort of like swimming in ocean and getting eaten by a shark, you know the risk involved so should the unfortunate happen the animal cannot be blamed. That being said swimming in the sea is not something that is wrong by any means, just some bad luck once in a while.

reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson


True, one would think that swimming in a sea of cocks should be relatively safe, as long as you have protection.

reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson


Whew......I'm glad I'm not the only one that was like...."stabbed by WHAT?????