Where have you all been hiding!

Well.......after a number of links I seemed to have found myself here so hello!

How I didn't know this site existed I will never know but I fear I may go many nights without sleep.......

I'm from "Up North" in the UK but presently living south of there but to the east.......and in my experience Northern humour doesn't travel well so if I say anything wrong let me know. I'm open minded and thrive off information. I look forward to reading your posts!

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form scotland myself how doand welcome

Originally posted by MissTiger
and in my experience Northern humour doesn't travel well

Well I'm from Scotland and I'm considered hilarious on here, seriously the amount of (lol's and :lol my posts/threads get is insane...

joking of course I know what you mean I think northern humour some times comes across like you are being a cheeky bas**rd...

reply to post by audio assasin


Very well thank you and thanks for the welcome ) Hope you are well too on this very early morning!

reply to post by roughycannon


Oopps I put the wrong smiley on that last post! lol

Well I was born in Scotland and raised in Yorkshire so down here I'm too blunt and apparently you are meant to be sarky with a smile on your face! Kind of ruins the fun if you ask me...

well get used to it, there's been a few times I have said something in jest/sarcasm and it was taken literary...

yeah all cool just looking for ufo to hitch a lift off going to mars see if there any jobs going.if not shoot off to the moon get a game of space pool with the grays.

Welcome to our humble abode!

I hope you find the forums here as rewarding as I have in my time here. Feel free to contact me via U2U with any questions (once you reach the 20 post minimum of course). American here, but defonetly of Scottish ancestry. Fyvie Aberdeenshire to be exact.

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Then we both know how Frankie Boyle feels!

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Well don't hold your breath as I've been waiting for them to come back for me for years but I can live in hope

reply to post by youdidntseeme


Thank you for the welcome and hello to America! I get the sense there is a Scottish theme going on here........maybe I just need to move back up there, where other people don't sleep either.

Welcome MissTiger. Don't fret about your humor(or do you spell it humour)...us Canucks are rasher than most...get it? "rasher" ...uh bacon...uh nevermind. (grrrr-oan) :shk:

Here's a bit of ATS humor on my favorite subject. Kudos to Hefficide, one of our latest Mods:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

ENJOY!

Welcome to ATS. The same series of events brought me to this site recently as well. I have found it to be quite entertaining and somewhat informative. There are quite a few knowledgable posters here and it is well moderated. I have found the alternative news forum to be quite good and I hear news from there before other sites get to it. There are so many forums and topics it is a little hard to get to it all. Have fun and enjoy. I look forward to seeing your posts.

reply to post by Tasty Canadian


Lol hello and thank you Can't say I've ever read a thread about bacon first thing in a morning, well actually ever read a thread about bacon at anytime, but thank you.....even though it was full of pictures of fake bacon and not the real stuff that we have......having never been to Canada I can only hope that you are keeping it real

reply to post by LastStand


Hello and thankyou My guide was aliens, or fake aliens as the case may be...... maybe the light over Jerusalem was a massive ATS campaign to lead us all here, who knows! I have so much to read......