Originally posted by iwouldificould
This is only the tip of the iceberg, but many thanks for this rant. You have saved my friends from having their ears bent.
Hey, that's what the rant section is for! My boss is also one of those thing that can put me in a really bad mood. He doesn't have to do anythign
special, usually just being what he is does it for me.
Another thing: my car cup holder. You can't fit anything in those damn stupid cup holder ! Except the usual can of pespi (or anything of that size)
Like... if when I buy a coffeee some mornings, the only ones that would fit are the mini-mini size! But those a ridiculously small, you take like 5
sip and the're finished. So when a buy a normal size coffe, I have to stuck it between the hand brake and the passenger's seat. But it doesn't hold
very well. So what I do is that I usually driver with one hand and one knee (lol), and use the other hand to keep a ffew finger holding the coffee
(when I can, because my car is manual) So sometime I do that, then I'm real close to the office, pass over the last brigde, make the last stop, the
proceed into the last turn and... WHAM!!! coffee slip and spill all over the floor!!!! That's frustrating... I think it must have happenned at least
5 times since I have this car (2 years). I hate when it does that.
Also
Stupid car smokers. You know, those who throw the ashes by the windows (most of it usually goes onto the back seat) and then put the cigarette butts
in your ashtray!?!?!?
WHAT KIND OF STUPID MOTHER#ER DOES THAT?!&?!"%$/?%$!?/5!&1!!!
It's the opposite you should do, MORONS! Now I just don't let people smoke cigs in my car, it's simpler that way.
Or
Crazy bitch who simply can't smoke (in that case, it's my crazy ex)
I've been with the girl like a month, and over this one single month, I've seen her dropping her lit cigarette in my car 3 TIMES!!! I mean, how
stupid do you have to be to do that?!?!?! What would it been like if we would have stayed together longer?!??! I couldn't even believe it. Each time,
I was getting more pissed. The third time, I was like "Are you #ing kidding me?!?!?" (she was a dumb junky biatch)
After the third time, when she had finished her cig, she was gaving them to me, and
I was throwing them out the window. I don't want to brag
or anything, but I've been driving for what... 5 years now I think, and I don't recall even one time of dropping a lit cig or joint in a car. I
mean, I've did it countless time on my couch, my bed or my room carpet... but not in a freaking car!!!
I've been so bad-lucked with my car so far, it already have 2 cig burn on THE #ING CEILLING !!! On over the back seat, probably some morons who
forgot he had a cig in his hand, and one in the front section, because my cousin once tried to throw his cig butt out of the roof window while he was
drunk, and the thing was only slightly open...
I just consider my self lucky the whole thing haven't catched on fire yet...