Prediction for 2/6/2011! Mass Killings! Military & Civilians Won't Care! This One Is GUARANTEED!

To all the chicken activists out there, I just like to point out that no chickens were killed or injured while making this thread.

Originally posted by SphinxMontreal
To all the chicken activists out there, I just like to point out that no chickens were killed or injured while making this thread.

There may have been none killed while making this thread but, you can be sure, there will be quite a few killed this weekend to make my fat belly full.

reply to post by Akragon


Did you even read this?

Did ya?

I believe humans are evolved from meat eaters.
(the missing link, could be from the cat or dog family)
humans can live on meat.
it would take 3 years.
you eat a little raw meat with your other food.
and each week add a little more.
until you can eat just raw meat.
you would still need to get some vitamins and minerals.
but even cat eat plants.
you must have seen cats eat grass.
then we could eat the chickens raw.
we would save a lot a energy by not cooking them.

Apparently it is illegal for stores to carry dog meat in the US.. but I can by all the bird meat I want. It's insanity.

Apart from lack of appropriate placement, it was worth a laugh even if it was an attempt at opening ones eyes to the slaughter.

No stars or flags from me but i did enjoy.......

S/F.

This thread is probably one of the few in this forum that will ever come true.

The comedic relief was appreciated as well.

OMG it's already happening! This is definitely a coverup of "egg"pic proportions.

85,000 Chickens Killed In Collapse Of Bozrah Coop

Are wings really only 15 cents each in Canada..??
Probably more like 3 for $10 in an Aussie pub..

Man that's cool...Great feed..

Originally posted by TheLieWeLive
OMG it's already happening! This is definitely a coverup of "egg"pic proportions.

85,000 Chickens Killed In Collapse Of Bozrah Coop

We are just so stupid at times; the article says they incinerated these birds last month! They wasted the very life of the bird rather than honoring it on our dinner plates. Americans are stupid!

It is bad enough we hormone them and cage them in non-existent spaces, but to now just discard them because they were not slaughtered is pathetic.

I bet the price of chicken goes through the roof for folks on the East Coast! What should have happened is "Sale Sale Sale", but instead they see profit and loss and right-offs and Jack-ups, or is that an off too? Bad, really bad!

Please not The Chicken!! Anything But The Chicken!!!!
Wat will we do Man!?

well I completely fell for this satirical piece
hook, line and sinker.
Reminds me now of the Onion.

Maybe Satire pieces should come with
a warning label. I feel like Rachel Maddow
right about now.

I guess it was the line about
"500 Million of my brothers and sisters"
that threw me for a coop, errr I mean loop.

I hope everyone who will be enjoying your brothers and sisters realize how horribly most of them have been treated, tortured and slaughter for the enjoymnent of others for this Special Sunday. Perhaps they wouldn't be so tasty if they saw the way they stood for months in tight quarters - or looked into their eyes before they were killed, or smelled the stench of the cages that are full of sh-t that they stand around in - right up to their slaughter - some of them only half alive. Just saying.

Mmmm....chicken wings...and beer

reply to post by Akragon


You should make a habit out of completely reading posts...

It's a joke...signed Charlie the Chicken...Superbowl is on Sunday...people like chicken wings on Superbowl Sunday...

There, that should be sufficiently simple to deter any further comments about the stupidity of prediction threads...

I can't believe it... nine flags! Are you people serious?! Or, there are those who think this is really important and valid post? Did I miss something?

Originally posted by 1SawSomeThings
reply to post by withopeneyes

 

While you're at it, can I get a Texas Lotto number plz, with mega millions number as well? PLZ!

And what's the point spread on the Souper Bowl? PLZ!

PLEASE!
Put the cell phone down, step back, walk away!
PLEASE!

reply to post by boondock-saint

I guess it was the line about
"500 Million of my brothers and sisters"
that threw me for a coop, errr I mean loop.

Hmm so there IS a conspiracy..!!!!!!

How many Chickens are Brothers..??????

I'll take mine chemtrail flavor, nuclearhot
and with acontainer of corexit dipping sauce.

Originally posted by libertinka
I can't believe it... nine flags! Are you people serious?! Or, there are those who think this is really important and valid post? Did I miss something?

Perhaps a sense of humor?
What's O.P. gonna say to the visiting homeland security thugs who really don't have a sense of humor?