Illegal farting law causes big stink!

reply to post by FoxfilesMulder


It's a good thing my family lives in America. All the men in the family would be doomed! But they'd probably sit around in a cell together and pass gas and laugh about it until the whole place smelled so bad it had to be evacuated.

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Are we going to charged a carbon tax for every fart?per fart or will they just estimate monthly?What's next?arrested for taking a crap??well how about they just send in a government issue to do potty watch to make sure we're doing it correctly...this just gets better and better....fyi.... in Japan your allowed to take a poop in public because they see it as something natural and something you cannot control when the urge hits you!

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S&F! I can just see billboards promoting the law: "You Pass Gas and We Will Nail Your A$$"

Originally posted by doobydoll
Where will it all end?

If the 'farter' denies the offence, how will officials prove who was the culprit?

Does a fart contain DNA of its owner?

Will the police begin carrying gas jars to collect evidence?

Will we be sentenced to eat charcoal with our meals?

And what about animals? - because my dog can fart for England.

edit on 1-2-2011 by doobydoll because: spelling

im pretty sure who ever smelt it delt it