Joke

A friend justr sent it to me and i thought i would share:

A burglar enters a mansion and as he was looking around he hears a voice that tells him:
-Jesus is watching you.

The burglar looks around and sees nothing,so he continues.Then he hears the voice again:
-Jesus is watching you.

He turns on the light and he sees a parrot.The parrot tells him again:

-Jesus is watching you
The burglar answers:
-Yeah right.What's your name?
Parrot:Homer
Burglar:Homer,what kind of name is that for a parrot?
Parrot:Why you find Jesus a better name for a Doberman?

hehehehe good one, thanks

And thus said burgular is ripped to shreds

Good one!

Glad you liked it.It really made me laugh.

Q: You're locked in the room with a mad dog, a mountain lion and a banker and you've got a gun loaded with only two rounds. What do you do?

A: You shoot the banker twice.