Post the future of ATS

Post what you think ATS is going to be like in 50. I think ATS will be a major discussion board with much more forums, and it's own news channel, and a lot of money.

I see the younger members complety senile.

Watcheroftheskies vanished into the skies

Nottohappy hit the lotto and bought the recipe to surge and moved to a secret island.

Lysergic is still here but in an android body after challenging a bear to a fight hopelessly drunk.

Valhall has won ever award and contest the board offers.

Skeptic and Simon are passed on but did leave the board in the hands of the Kano. The jury is still out on whether that was a bad move or not seeing as much of the staff has been forced to receive "the chip"

Infinite is still down with the clown but not as much as his youth.

Ocelot has 100,000 posts.

Earthtone is in retreat slowly transcribing and translating the TWS which at this point is in complete hyroglyphics and chinese.

Intrepid , Phoenix and Black Jackal are caught in a black matter second debate dimension where time stands still and they slug it out in debates waiting for Jonna to finally open the gateway hidden under his answering machine.

Seekerof is in charge of running echelon.

Shugo had himself digitized and put into an old copy of Hack and experienced pure nirvana until Masked Avatar noticed someone left a playstation on while he is secretly stealing from the company supply office and decides to shut it off.

Drunk is well you guessed it:


West Point is running around Kmarts in America dressed as Captain America and picking on foreigners.

Spittin Cobra was arrested on drug charges along with Dunkleskates and Baked and is languishing in RX84 under the careful watch of Fema.

Smirkly goes postal when ATS releases rings as the hidden prize in "ATS Cereal quote : " all that damn work for nothing!"

Seth Bullock : See Smirkly

Nerdling shot Ted Turner in a duel and now owns CNN.

Ktpr finally benched pressed a pickup.

Pisky is now a hard core souther baptist.

AD573 is in heavy lawsuits with ATS for stealing the idea of ATS news channel as he introduced in this thread.

Britanny is now 65 but still too young for Infinite to hit on , just yanking your chain old boy.

Rant Is in control of the Department of Corrections in Texas and is currently throwing the switch at a live execution.

And Me Agent47? Beats me, you guys can fill in that blank.

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ATS will be GOD! It will know all, see all, and hold information on EVERYTHING!!

Except all this will be availiable to only those who choose to seek it... Those of us wise enough to stick with it will be forever ENLIGHTENED!!

As for me, I'll be hosting the weekly television talk show on the ATS News Network on TV, using the name Khalil Victor Romano and co-host with Kenny Blankenship, Captain Tenneal, and the hugely popular Guy LeDouche.

Agent47, you left out Thomas Crowne! What will become of America's ultimate patriot?

[edit on 12-7-2004 by sweatmonicaIdo]

Originally posted by Agent47
I see the younger members complety senile.

And Me Agent47? Beats me, you guys can fill in that blank.
[Edited on 12-7-2004 by Agent47]

You'd be completely senile, like you say above!

Registered on 21-1-2004, one of the younger members you are!

Originally posted by sweatmonicaIdo

Agent47, you left out Thomas Crowne! What will become of America's ultimate patriot?

Thomas Crowne Takes the advice of the secession thread. Buys his own private island and applys for sovereign nation status under the name "new america the country not for sissy's, presented by budweiser."

Violates several UN resolutions and declares war on Zaire out of the blue.

Originally posted by Agent47
Thomas Crowne Takes the advice of the secession thread. Buys his own private island and applys for sovereign nation status under the name "new america the country not for sissy's, presented by budweiser."

Violates several UN resolutions and declares war on Zaire out of the blue.

ROLMAO

If only he could see this now!

Jetsetter, Zedd, and Darklanser, and Kinglizard take their ultra cool photoshop techniques to create a cutting edge graphic design firm, but experience a hostile takeover at the hands of the Maytag-McDonalds-Whirlpool-Raytheon-Lockheed Martiin corporation known in shorts as DISNEY.

DISNEY raids the offices with storm troopers and attack dogs.

In the words of Iron Maiden, the four "Run to the Hills", and continue their work somewhere in the Alps.

Kangaxx finally formed a cult.

The River Goddess....JOINED it INSTANTLY.

Se7en runs DISNEY: See jetsetter.

SweatmonicaIdo shocks everyone by marrying a girl named Monico. Yes Monico.

Dreamlandmafia agrees to build me a fully working Robojesus. Gains sentience and destroys much of Mexico.





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You alsop forgot me .

In 50 years, Agent 47 will finally get enough money to get that surgery to look like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

Jedimaster finally found out where Colonel lived, drove to his house, and right as he reached to press the door bell realized he had lost all his hate.

Urinates in the mail box and runs away.

If I forgot you, Im sorry. I will get you on the second big list.

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Imagine how long the 2 word story would be by then......

Originally posted by JediMaster

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Imagine how long the 3 word story would be by then......

See my above prediction for Earthtone.

It has its own server by this point.

Originally posted by Agent47
Dreamlandmafia agrees to build me a fully working Robojesus. Gains sentience and destroys much of Mexico.

NEVER!!! Never will a creation of mine destroy JUST Mexico...Canada too....

How will I be in 50 years.


ATS will be giant with the money from donations there will be an island country called ATS Land complete with a conspiracy themed theme park.

I will never surrender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn 47 thats hilarious!! Will i ever get out of the lwasuit? You forgot Asala, and DJ. And EmbryonicEssence is going to be retired, and living in a house filled with old band posted, electrict guitars, and other classic rock 'n' roll things.



[Edited on 12-7-2004 by AD5673]

Originally posted by Agent47
SweatmonicaIdo shocks everyone by marrying a girl named Monico. Yes Monico.
[Edited on 12-7-2004 by Agent47]

Well, that works! lol

What about CazMedia? KrazyJethro? You cannot forget the Political Mud Pit regulars!

And I'll tell you what else I'll do in 50 years. I will gather up EVERY member of ATS/BTS (including Thomas Crowne, mind you!) and we will all go drunk and scream in unison, "DENY IGNORANCE!" and go on a rampage and cause pandemonium wherever we go...

And we'll end it by saying Dr. Evil-style, "The world is ours! The world is ours you f**king @$$holes!"

Then ATS starts ALL over again. Anew. Fresh. New moderators. New members. For another 50 years.

If I may say so, I am damn proud to be part of the ATS/BTS team! I can now die with a sense of accomplishment and belonging to the finest bunch of people ever!