What happens if an Alien is wounded and needs to seek medical care?

This Tucson shooting tragedy has made me think of this. Not sure how I got there from here - maybe it's the amazing recovery that G Giffords has made.

I'm sure that other aliens have needed to seek medical care and I'm pretty sure that their physiology would be different than ours.

A lot of Googling has not really yielded any clues. Thanks!

Bill

they will ask for the Alien's health insurance first then the Alien dies and we get invaded, end of the world just like Mayan's predicted

reply to post by bill1962


Well since we'd be in completely uncharted biological waters, i'd say the alien dies, then after the autopsy and years of research, we'd be able to help the others.

what..like a mexican alien, or a martian style alien?

mexican alien = will get tended to

martian = would be dissected and studied

I would eat it... Man throw some BBQ sauce on there.... mmmmm alien BBQ


But if it weer injured and someone wanted to help it... we would be limited as to our options. Depending on if it is even a Carbon based life form, if it's organs are comparible to ours, does it even have organs.

I mean there are so many variable that i think you should define your question better.

I'l explain like this," What if the alien that landed was wounded, but the alien is a liquid".... MMM alien milkshake

They would go into Obama-care, wait for 8 hours in an over-crowded, under-staffed waiting room, get angry and BOOM.

Seriously though? Do nothing. What if they are silicon-based, choraphyl-based? You put some hydrogen peroxide on their wound and "poof" they fizzle away. What if asprin or benadryl is toxic to them?

reply to post by bill1962


This is easy...


They will be wearing their Alien Medical I.D. Bracelet as seen below:


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Unfortunately the alien wearing this one didn't make it...

Probably something like this:



Nevermind the laughter, it made ME laugh so hard it hurts.

have you got a poorly alien in your closet???

Well I would say that they would be better off seeking the help of a vet rather then a doctor, vets are used to dealing with different types of anatomy, and more importantly diagnosing problems in beings they can't communicate with, probably cheaper too

Edit to add

If the alien landed in England then the RSPCA may well treat him for free and put him up for adoption but would euthanize him if he showed any aggressive tendencies

reply to post by davespanners


I read an alleged ufo-related story once that a doctor claimed to of had a human-looking man enter his surgery for a check-up.
According to the doctor his organs were all in different places, some extra bits here and there.
The Doc claimed to of had an hour long talk with the being who said he was here to observe etc.
Then he left and never returned. It was almost like it was a curious being from another world or something...

Credo Mutwa said he knew a man that gave him the flesh of an Alien and it heightened his senses 'if it doesn't kill you' after eating it. Sounds yummy. I guess that's what you do to an alien that dies.

video.google.com...#

reply to post by bill1962

1. Wrap the injured alien into a tarp
2. Drag it to your car and drive it home
3. Put the alien into a large freezer in your garage

Keep coming back every few days to chat with the alien to see how he is.

If an "Alien" has telepathic abilities, it could tell you what medical care it needed --- carbon dioxide, hydrogen peroxide, etc. Show it stuff and maybe it might know what it is used for.

reply to post by bill1962


They'd do exactly what all the other "aliens" do, go to our hospitals, get fixed up real nice and leave us holding the bill. In fact, they would get better care than a citizen here and leave us as taxpayers paying for them.