How can I join "TPTB"/"Elites"?

It seems like it's impossible to beat them so, I'm guessing that the next best thing to do is join them. Is it even possible to do this? Or do I have to be born into their family, to be a member?

Maybe I can start my own secret society? Would anyone be willing to join (you have to have some type of knowledge to bring to meetings and stuff though)?

Thanks.

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I heard you have to deposit 1 billion $ into one of their banks..

then they will get a hold of you...

well, that's what i heard anyway...

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Why the hell would you want to be a crooked, greedy, and hated individual? One who accomplishes power only by causing the suffering of others. Sounds like you may just need a shrink, otherwise, think for yourself, and question authority.

PS Send me 1,000USD and I'll let you in my club.

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Originally posted by Rockdisjoint
It seems like it's impossible to beat them so, I'm guessing that the next best thing to do is join them. Is it even possible to do this? Or do I have to be born into their family, to be a member?

I believe you are either born into it or become a billionaire. The only other method is to become a high muckety muck in the NSA, CIA etc....

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You can't..nobody joins.

If your not born into the right families then forget it.

You'll just have to get used to being a peasant like the rest of us.

Cosmic...

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Yeah!

Lets start a secret club. TPTA (The Powers That Aren't)

Shhhh.

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They say to Join them you must know one,

"To become a mason ask a mason" - Bill Schnoebelen (ex-Freemason)

I personally know two Freemasons but would never join them myself

Like a motorcycle club, you don't get to "join". If you are deemed as one who would be a productive member, you'll be contacted and then go through the process of membership.

Generally those expressing interest to join are the least likely to be approached since they typically have their own interests in mind above that of the club.

Best of luck on your quest to become one of "them".

Well since I'm a member of the Masons many will put me in the TPTB circle. I do know how to become a member of the CIA through the military. Knowing a family friend whop became apart of the CIA through the military.

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Simple just get on the leg.

HaHa
Tomanypills

The powers that couldn't!

First- Sell your soul and commit yourself to being evil
The rest should fall into place.
Sometimes it doesn't work - Like that Manson guy.

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Yeah, I think he broke himself when he sold his soul.
He's a loony fellow.

Go after TPTB girl or male that need a partner and get married

Originally posted by totalmetal
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Why the hell would you want to be a crooked, greedy, and hated individual? One who accomplishes power only by causing the suffering of others.

He said he wanted to join TPTB..not become a attorney...

I see, it seems that the only way to get in (since I was not lucky enough to be born in), is to become a high ranking member of something important. So I guess that I'll have to wait till I'm a few years older to actually start trying to join them. The Military - C.I.A route seems like the best way, I planned on joining the Military after High School anyways. Thanks again guys!

Easy, tap your red slippers together three times and say "I want to be one of TPTB". And forget about Todo, dogs aren't allowed.

Originally posted by Karmayogi11
Go after TPTB girl or male that need a partner and get married

Mhm, that's a great idea, but how would I know if she is a member?

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Yes, that will work at well. Join a special forces team; like the Green Berets. Learning more then one language will help you a great deal.

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See if she knows the secret hand shake, I believe for women its a pat on the butt, or stick your hand down her top if she slaps you it means your in there