posted on Jan, 14 2011 @ 08:43 PM
EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM:
Voice Over : We will return to your regularly scheduled program after this announcement. Please stay tuned for information and
instructions.
News Conference MC: “We ask everyone hold your questions until the end of this announcement. Thank you.”
Scientist: “It has come to our attention that an astronomical event is about to occur that will drastically effect everyone in
the Western Hemisphere. At approximately 7:21 in the morning, a huge fireball will become visible on the horizon of the East coast. The light from
the fireball will be so intense that it will actually brighten the sky almost a full hour before it’s actual appearance. Once it is visible, it
will quickly become the brightest object in the sky.”
“The fireball is in the stellar classification of GV2, indicating a surface temperature of 5505 degrees Celsius. Temperatures will begin to rise on
the ground almost immediately. Some places may experience as much as a 25 degree jump in temperature.”
POTUS: “Given the lateness of this discovery, there is absolutely nothing we can do to change the path of this object. There is
no doubt that it will continue on its projected path. So, it is our only course of action to prepare the public and recommend certain steps to
protect yourselves and your families.”
“After seven o’clock tomorrow morning, shelter in place. Do not attempt to travel or go outdoors for any reason. To do so may induce skin
inflammations, cancer, and skin photo-damage from the powerful radiation you will receive. Try to keep the temperature in you homes as comfortable as
possible. If you do not have temperature control in your home, please try to seek shelter elsewhere tonight. If you are caught outside when this
occurs, please cover as much of your skin as possible and immediately seek shelter. It will also become important to drink large amounts of clean
water to avoid dehydration from the heat created.”
“We have determined that the event will end sometime around six o’clock tomorrow evening. At that time, your local authorities will be available
to you for any assistance you require. Please try to remain calm and remember that any hoarding or price gouging will be severely punished.”
News Conference MC: “At this time we will take a few questions.”
Reporter: “Has the Earth ever experienced anything like this before?”
Scientist: “It is apparent that this type of thing does happen in cycles, so yes, we have had this experience before.
Thankfully, though, we are now technologically advanced enough to know about it ahead of time and prepare.”
Reporter: “Do we know the size or composition of this fireball?”
Scientist: “It’s diameter is about 100 times that of the Earth and it is composed of Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Iron, Neon, and
other elements.”
Reporter: “Being that large, won’t it have some type of gravitational effect on us?”
Scientist: “Yes, it will effect the Earth’s tides, climate, continental drift, magnetosphere and several other aspects of our
planet. That is why this event must be handled and studied appropriately.”
News Conference MC: “Last Question.“
Reporter: “Has there been a name given to this event?”
POTUS: “At this time a group of world leaders and some of the brightest minds known have decided to call this the sunrise. God
be with us all.”