BOW TO ME!

HAHAHAHA seeing as i spend most of my time on bts i have declaired myself belowtopsecret's Ruler. to me My minions..


ehh see what hapens whne its late at night and youve been That being said, my first declartion as rulre is to maek dancning bananas for everone!!!!

Blasphemy

You must first ask for Robojesus' blessing as he is the virtual savior of BTS.

And then you must take over Three Word Story in a bloody coup.

Im already getting the TWS for a prolonged guerilla war.

Your followers will never take over BTS completely.

NEvar!

as long as i whor BTS it will always be subjeced to me! now here is your punniishment for protesting!





NOW BACK TO THE SHOW!!!! more banannas!

Guerilla War

The TWS possy pwns you!!!!

All hail TWS and the owners of BTS

hahaha youll never get the best of me! time to break out my secret weapon!


O # wrong button :shk:



Now look deeply into the fro.... yur feeling sleepyz.....thats it......WHAM!:

hahah another revolutionairy dead!

(i love ATS for being able to do this utterly random #)

BTW whats TWS im an ignorant despot

The Three Word Story FOOOOOOOO

The longest running THREAD around!

We call the shots around here.

Hmmm time to call in the back up! Thats right Monkeys.... Ill have them throw large amounts of poo at your tws thread.

Phear the poo flinging monkeys of dewm!

There can be only one Emperor, and I Lysergius Hallucinatious am the Original Emperor Fabulous. Now get on them knees, and kiss the rings bitches.

*steals Lysergic's Rings and pawns them*

Man a measley 10 bucks i shoulda known those damn things were plastic vender rings.

Originally posted by Lysergic
There can be only one Emperor, and I Lysergius Hallucinatious am the Original Emperor Fabulous. Now get on them knees, and kiss the rings bitches.

Wait.

I thought you were with the TWS Resistance Faction.

Well then, that makes it a three way battle.

VIVA LA RAZA

*wages war on both lysergic and ninja*

This is ridiculous.

None shall tea bag me.

I am the


Weapon X.

Kal Vas Flam Zan Juxt

Oh no...

We have a BTS coup happening... Where will all the refugees go? ATS?... hmmm i'm not picking sides unitll i find out who wins...

Oh you should already know who will win this war.

The one person who outposts both the Alpha and your Dictator wannabe.

Weapon X.

I bags being intelligence, being a special asian and all... but who will benefit from my sub-standard services

Take the oath of loyalty and I will gladly take you into the future of BTS rather than leave you a skeletal reminder of the past.

My bts post count dorfs your pathetic bts lifespan. Take heed as did the ninja and surrender and I'll grant you a quick death.

Time will tell.

I am the fastest member to crack the top 25 post count.

The end is near lysergic.

Either join the future or fade away as did the Ninja.

Weapon X spares none.

Weapon X cannot stand before the might of the endless blotter death legion.

For we shall attack your mind, mwahahaha, besides weapon x can be wtf pwned by the gimpy Magneto. *points and laughs*

But who ended up headless between the two? Magneto

Weapon X is an unstopable beast, adamantium or no adamantium.


Now Lysergic this is what will becmoe of BTS if you try and defeat me:

He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
Where he travelled time
for the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved