Dating Guide

Gals also like it if you can fix somethin .....

A man who can change a tire is always in demand.


.... if theres no tires that need changin ........ slash one of HER tires before you walk up to the house


If she happens to see you, .............. just run away.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


That's some mighty good thinking, bud.

You gots some good ideas.

*sigh*

I guess I am a little different from most women. Show up in a fancy car and more than likely you won't get a second date from me. I just don't care for the mentality that guys have that think they have to have some fancy car to impress women. When I see a guy driving down the street in his fancy sport car with that look on his face that says, "I am hot stuff because I am behind the wheel of a 'insert car type here'. All the ladies are going to want me now." I can't help but laugh because, being behind the wheel of a certain make or model car does not change who you are.

Moral to the story is don't try to be something you aren't You'll attract the wrong person. Be yourself and you will attract someone who is compatible with you. Sure its hard and even harder when you don't fit the mold so to speak, but waiting for that one person that you are compatible with is better than having a bunch of disappointments because someone went not the relationship with different expectations.

reply to post by calstorm


I tried being myself and I DID NOT like what I attracted

This is not a requirment, but more of a bonus.....


Gals like a guy who is nimble on his feet, .... nobody likes a wallflower,

.. so learn how to dance !!!


This will introduce you to " the funk".

Just listen to it and let the vibrations spread down to your toes, ..... they'll be calling you "Crazy Legs" in no time......

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Dont' be to light in yer loafers though-- girls will see that and run the other way

The last time THE WORM put his two shoes together he end up tripping and falling off the trailer deck I was drunks.

Originally posted by calstorm
Show up in a fancy car and more than likely you won't get a second date from me.

Is you sayin the car wasnt' fancy enough?

Fellas that's easy to solve. Before you 2 go on yer date you just call up the lady and start talkin about cars with her then get her to tell you HER favorite car she really wants-- Then you go rent THAT car. THAT will really win her over.

Originally posted by calstorm
*sigh*

I guess I am a little different from most women. Show up in a fancy car and more than likely you won't get a second date from me. I just don't care for the mentality that guys have that think they have to have some fancy car to impress women. When I see a guy driving down the street in his fancy sport car with that look on his face that says, "I am hot stuff because I am behind the wheel of a 'insert car type here'. All the ladies are going to want me now." I can't help but laugh because, being behind the wheel of a certain make or model car does not change who you are.

I drive a fancy sports car, You mad?

Originally posted by hentaiboy22

I drive a fancy sports car, You mad?

You do?!

You on the right path pal, the firsts step-- you gonna get yourself a lady

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by hentaiboy22

I drive a fancy sports car, You mad?

You do?!

You on the right path pal, the firsts step-- you gonna get yourself a lady

I have myself a lady and she's gorgeous

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by hentaiboy22

I drive a fancy sports car, You mad?

You do?!

You on the right path pal, the firsts step-- you gonna get yourself a lady

woops, doublepost

Originally posted by hentaiboy22I have myself a lady

and she's gorgeous

You do?! Well good on you

But why you still gots a fancy car if you gots the girl?

Originally posted by inchworm

But why you still gots a fancy car if you gots the girl?

Modifying sports cars is a hobby of mine, expensive hobby but its better than doing drugs right? lol

reply to post by hentaiboy22


Thats' right kid, dont' ya ever do drugs.

Stick with wine its better for ya

Make sure youre' always really early for your date that way you gets to see her without all her darn makeup on and you'll know what yer really gettin.

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by hentaiboy22

 

Thats' right kid, dont' ya ever do drugs.

Stick with wine its better for ya

You know its good when it comes in a box

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by hentaiboy22

 

Thats' right kid, dont' ya ever do drugs.

Stick with wine its better for ya

You know its good when it comes in a box

Yeah ya can wrap yer arms around it like a big old bear then drain it like you mean Busi-Ness!!

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by hentaiboy22

 

Thats' right kid, dont' ya ever do drugs.

Stick with wine its better for ya

You know its good when it comes in a box

Yeah ya can wrap yer arms around it like a big old bear then drain it like you mean Busi-Ness!!

...... Wait,


Are we still talking about wine here Pal ???

reply to post by inchworm


My awesome line:
"Hello there, mind going out with a guy that works two full time jobs and had to move home to go back to school, and is in dire need of a haircut?"

I freakin' just need to enter monk-hood!!!

reply to post by lettingyouknow


Get yer hair cut (dont' be a hippy), move outta mommies house and get BUSY