Can i come home to a hot bath and a hot meal sometimes you lazy !. The Woman

jesus christ you're all bloody retarded.

Here's a tip, dont get married at all. just don't do it.

Here's another, don't try to own a human, not even your kids.
they aren't your wife/husband/child the same way that hat or car or dress or chainsaw are 'yours'.

get it? probably not.

Kudos to those 40-50% of married couples who aren't divorced within the first five years and to those who are truly happy. I believe that marriage actually works for some people.

-B.M

Haha oh man this is hilarious!

As for me, my opinion

SOME men are pigs. The ones I have to deal with on a day to day basis.

When I was in highschool there was this boy, he was a pig. Any girl that would say hi to him he would call a Whore. I could be all like "Hi Randy" and his response would be "whore..." One day while in history class he said something to me along the lines of "if I could get away with it ?I would rape some of these asses in here" and my response to him was a fist in his face and a couple of boys pulling me off of him =) and he cried like a little baby all the way to the office with a bloody lip and nose.

Ive met a few gentlemen though, most are gay. But one guy i know is so sweet to me he is my closest friend. And he isnt gay. Very sweet guy. We dont date but when we hang out he opens doors for me and buys me my food even though I insist he doesnt have too.

Also, man women can be brutal too! Ive met a few females that are pigs. And some relentless heartless ones.

Another opinion. If the man works and the woman is home all day and doesnt work a job, she should clean up the house and do the house work. Of course the man should help some but she should be the keeper of the house. If the man is at home with no job, and the woman works, then the man should be the keeper of the house, doing house work. Both work? Split it up!

As for the OP, haha you sound like my eight year old little neice "HMPH ITS NOT FAIR WAAAAHAHHH"

Originally posted by Whiffer Nippets
I would like either SO or Staciebee to adopt me

At least this thread brought out some stories of some fine people.

OP - all females are not bad, just as all men aren't, you seem smarter than that anyway.
Look at all the wonderful people on here.

I am a good person, I won't talk myself up; On the flip side - I too am a Gemini - I get moody and I have a hot temper. With the creative abilities that come with this sign, you can also see the bad, and if you're in a bad mood.......

How about throwing me in a cage with this guy LOL???

And yes I do, at times, have a personality like a Wolverine (see Avi)

Oh, and I have PMS right now too!

Oh, and I have PMS right now too!

Jesus christ! embed a utube tampax video why dont you !!
I think maybe its the other side of me pulling away,its funny how life is,they say there is always one person for some one in this world,i guess when that one person is put in your life, i guess its for a reason,i guess !

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by Immortalgemini527

 

LOL I have no idea what you just said, but you reached out and touched a brothers heart...

~Heff

E=mc2 is cool but C7H5N3O6 is the bomb.????

Originally posted by ldyserenity

Originally posted by staciebee
reply to post by Immortalgemini527

 

My deepest sympathies go out to your wife!

As a woman who lays tile, paints and remodels for a living, your little baby-rant disgusts me. I would definitely like it if my husband would prepare one single meal for me, but NO! I work all day doing back breaking labor, then pick the kids up from school, get them started on their homework, fix a nice down home southern meal EVERY night, make sure the kids bathe, start my own bath and finally settle in to read ATS and a few other sites while trying to block out the blaring football/baseball/basketball/hockey game coming from the stupid box in the living room where my husband, who has been laid off for several weeks lounges around like a freakin' king.

So I say to you...grow a pair and serve your woman...or are men now the weaker sex...seems so in my lil' world!

Oh GIRL I been there too!!!! Except I didn't lay tile, but I cleaned floors on my hands and knees, and lifted 300lb women out of their beds and changing their depends, and other physical jobs, just be glad your man wasn't having the known neighborhood whore over every day while you worked. Oh yes, I been there too.

Sometimes I hate men!

edit on 30-12-2010 by ldyserenity because: missed a word

How do you know her man isnt with the neighborhood whore????..better yet, how does she know???

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527
i am just having a hard time understanding what man from this earth does things like that.

A REAL man who worries not about preconceived notions of macho, manliness, or other silly crap that has hindered the brains of lonely men for centuries.

I can build (and have built) entire complicated decks and outdoor pergolas from plans conceived only in my head, with an intimate knowledge of every power tool required (including those that pummel concrete and rock) -- then, when finished, whisper sweetness to my love while preparing an epic filet mignon on the grill complete with stunning veggies and potatoes. And then, after all that, swing her into giddiness with my expert dancing to great music.

I pity those poor men unable to toss away their mental shackles so that they may experience what really defines a man.

then, when finished, whisper sweetness to my love while preparing an epic filet mignon on the grill complete with stunning veggies and potatoes. And then, after all that, swing her into giddiness with my expert dancing to great music.

Immortal,you there?
He just fell out the seat ,i cant see him.
i think he slipped out his seat !
last thing i saw was him holding his stomach,gasping for air.
What ..in the hell is going on...IMMORTAL... HEY, you there.
CALL 911.
' CALL 911,YOU IDIOT ! DO YOU SEE A PHONE,DO WE HAVE FINGERS?
i think he laughed him self into a coma or something.

Originally posted by Toxicsurf
Wow, never realized there was a portion of this site for something like this, I couldve used it in a similar fashion a few months ago. My wife dropped the divorce bomb on me, totally unexpectedly, at that time. I was angry, hurt, surprised and angry. I've since realized that I wasn't LISTENING to her when she tried to share what was going on with her and what her needs were. I thought I was, but I wasn't. Now I see that she should have been cherished, appreciated, and shown the love that I always only told her about. She's no slouch either, works 1 and a half jobs just like I do. Unfortunately her part-time job and my full time-job are the same, and I see her at work. I'm actually her boss now I guess. God, even though I see her a few hours per week, I miss her dearly. WE both had a HUGE part to play in our break-up, but there doesn't seem to be anything to do about it right now We can't even communicate no matter how hard we both try-seems to always get ugly...

So anyways, to marriage...

Thers more fish in the sea buddy.

Originally posted by lurkee
reply to post by Immortalgemini527

 

Laughing Out Lour (LOL)

Great laugh thread.

Girls are annoying, but once you fall in love with them everything changes.

You won't know love until you find it.

YOU CANT CHANGE LOVE INTO A GOOD HOUSE WIFE.
LOVE IS LIKE A WHORE...PERIOD !
LOVE IS A WHORE?

reply to post by Immortalgemini527

LOVE IS A WHORE?

What? I disagree, love is a battlefield.

Originally posted by B.Morrison
reply to post by SkepticOverlord

 

the overlord shuffle? you may just take the underground dance scene by storm with that one..

-B.M

P.S) its obvious you have a really good relationship with your wife & a great attitude toward the whole thing

edit on 30/12/10 by B.Morrison because: (no reason given)

'LAUGH ME A RIVER, OF EXCLUSIVE>BS'. His wife lOOks at this site,he has to say things like that,i hope you didnt really take him serious,LOL,did you.

Originally posted by WeRpeons
The women on ATS are going to have a field day with you OP.

You probably subscribe to the belief that the reason God created women was because sheep couldn't cook.

God created woman for his own little funny amusment ,its like a daily show to him,he has his drama channel ,his comedy channel,his life time channel and of course ,the nagging station,its like our punishment,really.

Originally posted by randomname
a woman is supposed to serve you not the other way around. you don't ask a woman anything. you tell them what you want.

say you want lasagna, you say to your wife, i want lasagna tommorrow. it's simple. it's not hard.

believe me, it's unnatural for a woman to be asked for something, they get confused and frustrated.

you need " how to be a man" level 1, lesson 1.

lmaf
Thats what im saying,
Get your arss in that kitchen and cook woman,im not going to tell you again.
Didnt i tell you to change that tire and mow that lawn,dont get sassy with me know,do as your told,like a good woman suppose to do.lol

Originally posted by mblahnikluver

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by mblahnikluver

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by FAQAmerica
reply to post by Immortalgemini527

 

Obviously a woman has cheated on you at some point.

There there, wipe those tears away.

When i was 15 ,a girl cheated on me,i cried like a bitch,after that day it never crossed my mind.It's my friends and there problems they share with me,what sensitive men im sorronded by,i laugh at them and they get mad ,i hate sensitivity in man its very distrurbing to the force of us real men,lol

There is NOTHING wrong with a guy showing his sensitive side. I prefer a guy that CAN show it and has one.

It shows they are human!

And it will also open a door for you to cheat on him as most woman do when they see a weak spot,just like a dog smells fear,a woman smells sensetivity.

WTF is wrong with you??

I have NEVER cheated in my life and I wouldn't. I don't see it as a sign of weakness I see it as a sign that they are a real man.

MEN will show their sensitive side. Men who can't show their sensitive side imo are cowards and weak.

The only sensitve fracking man i have ever seen in my life, is that 'frank sinatra, chef ramsey,'skeptic overlord',other then him ,there are no sensitive men.

Originally posted by whatukno
Ok listen, this is how it really is.

Women don't actually bring anything to the table in a relationship. If all is equal gender wise, men get the short end of the stick. Women today don't cook, don't clean, don't sew, don't do anything that traditionally a woman would do. Instead, the excuse of "I work for a living" has replaced them all.

If your lady isn't working at least, kick her to the curb, why should you work 3 jobs while she does absolutely nothing? We all know that men have had to learn to cook, clean, raise the children, go grocery shopping etc while at the same time also fulfill the typical male gender rolls. This was done because of "equality" but that "equality" has gone over the edge to the men do everything while the women do absolutely nothing and still for some god knows reason are allowed to be pissey once a month.

Listen ladies take some freaking Mydol and get over it already we ain't buying the PMS story anymore.

Women today have it too easy in my opinion and I blame the feminist movement for it all. Today women are brainwashed into thinking all they have to do is put out every once and a while and they can skate by without any further involvement in the relationship except to talk our ears off about their "feelings".

Yea, these women today, all we men hear is, "I'm tired, I had a rough day, why don't you cook me up something, make sure the children are set, rub my feet, and later I am going out with the girls, you don't mind staying home do you? It's ladies night out tonight and we are going to the Chipindales club!"

Oh but don't dare try and stand up for yourself, why? Because if you do, the waterworks start and next thing you know you are in divorce court having your huevos handed to you by her attorney.

Take my advice pal, if you insist on hanging out with the fairer sex, have a lawyer on speed dial and on retainer. Saves you loads of headaches in the long run.

Perfectly said,with out all the butter uping for the woman on here.

Originally posted by Justaposter

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by hillbilly4rent
reply to post by Immortalgemini527

 

Why do we put up with the woman and her attitude

Well one they have all the vagina and half the money

Besides that ,thers really nothing.Is her vagina really all that, to do all that we do,does it ever come time when her vagina just gets boring.have you ever cheated on your wife?

I am going to take a wild shot in the dark.. I bet you have never even seen a vagina, let alone know what to do with one.

One day when you are all growed up (years from now) you might actually become a fully developed adult, and only then, you shall be ready for a real relationship In other words.... when you realize life is so not like a porno, you might actually find a girlfriend.

I hope so to,thanks for sharing.

Originally posted by capgirl
Haha oh man this is hilarious!

As for me, my opinion

SOME men are pigs. The ones I have to deal with on a day to day basis.

When I was in highschool there was this boy, he was a pig. Any girl that would say hi to him he would call a Whore. I could be all like "Hi Randy" and his response would be "whore..." One day while in history class he said something to me along the lines of "if I could get away with it ?I would rape some of these asses in here" and my response to him was a fist in his face and a couple of boys pulling me off of him =) and he cried like a little baby all the way to the office with a bloody lip and nose.

Ive met a few gentlemen though, most are gay. But one guy i know is so sweet to me he is my closest friend. And he isnt gay. Very sweet guy. We dont date but when we hang out he opens doors for me and buys me my food even though I insist he doesnt have too.

Also, man women can be brutal too! Ive met a few females that are pigs. And some relentless heartless ones.

Another opinion. If the man works and the woman is home all day and doesnt work a job, she should clean up the house and do the house work. Of course the man should help some but she should be the keeper of the house. If the man is at home with no job, and the woman works, then the man should be the keeper of the house, doing house work. Both work? Split it up!

As for the OP, haha you sound like my eight year old little neice "HMPH ITS NOT FAIR WAAAAHAHHH"

As for the OP, haha you sound like my eight year old little neice "HMPH ITS NOT FAIR WAAAAHAHHH"
And as for you,it seems like your using your friend with that tired womans power that you all claim to have,you need to give him some,and stop teasing him and using him,why dont you open your own doors.

you all makwe me sick,always faking like you really would pay the bill...ugh!

Originally posted by B.Morrison
jesus christ you're all bloody retarded.

Here's a tip, dont get married at all. just don't do it.

Here's another, don't try to own a human, not even your kids.
they aren't your wife/husband/child the same way that hat or car or dress or chainsaw are 'yours'.

get it? probably not.

Kudos to those 40-50% of married couples who aren't divorced within the first five years and to those who are truly happy. I believe that marriage actually works for some people.

-B.M

edit on 31/12/10 by B.Morrison because: (no reason given)

that retarded thing was probably a bit out of line..

have a good new years everyone!

-B.M

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by StealthyKat
reply to post by Immortalgemini527

 

First of all...you would not be alive if it were not for a woman. I work, cook dinner, change my own tires, cut the grass, fix my car when it breaks down, and anything else life throws at me. So please don't say ALL women are like that, because it isn't true.I could say the same exact thing about some men I know......so it goes both ways.

I think im in love,what a woman you are!

i guess one out of 4 milion is ok.

1 in 20 million to be exact.

shes lying ,what woman in the world knows how to change a tire.

she says she cooks

and she works

clearly not a woman,maybe an alien,is she from this earth immortal?

i dont know,but clearly there is a new conspiracy happening,what woman does the things she does?

Many women know how to change tires. I actually had a guy get OFFENDED because I didnt need his help to change my tired. He pulled over and I said no thank you I can do it..He got all pissy and said yeah sure you do. I still don't understand why he was so offended. I'm not helpless. The only time I didn't change my tire was when I got my Mustang. I couldn't get the jack where I needed it with the body kit...new car and not use to it. I paid some homeless man 20 bucks outside the 7-11, bought him lunch and let him use my phone to call his family. He insisted on not taking the money but I insisted he did I tried myself for 30mins and gave up so I asked for help. Now I know how to change the tires on my new car

My first bf made sure I knew how to do basic car maintenance myself. I can change a tire, check all fluids, change the oil if need be (saves me 20 bucks) and a few other things to maintain my car myself. I even know how to do basic household repairs. I enjoy it actually.

I cook, clean and do laundry and I ENJOY it. Yeah I ENJOY it. I like to nurture and take care of others, must be the female part of me

I work and go to school as well.. I don't have kids but I do for my man when I can and when I see him since he is overseas.

Dinner tonight...homemade lasagna

Nobody is forcing you to be in a relationship with a woman. Hire a maid and/or accept that you are gay. I pity the woman who puts up with your sorry ass. Women certainly don't need you, that's for sure.

" Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer


man up.