I'm having a really bad day. Here's a few jokes...

I can't seem to get 'right' with the postings today.I'm think I'm going to hang it up for awhile. Before I go,I'm going to leave you with a few hokey joke questions for you to ponder...

1) What is final destination of motionless taxi?
2) How many pickle chips does it take to shingle a dog-house?
3) If you're driving your blender down Main Street and you get four flat tires,how many beavers does it take to get a peacock drunk?


I'm outta here until I can get my head back on straight. I've got a bad cold and I’m stressed out. Laters....

Originally posted by FlyingJadeDragon
If you're driving your blender down Main Street and you get four flat tires,how many beavers does it take to get a peacock drunk?

edit on 27-12-2010 by FlyingJadeDragon because: edit for content

edit on 27-12-2010 by FlyingJadeDragon because: edit for content

I believe "purple" is the correct answer

You,my friend, are the first person to ever answer that one correctly.Nice Job!