The New Book of Nahum

The New Book of Nahum
Being the Final Prophecy in the Age of Man

*** THE RETURN OF THE NEPHILIM ***
-+- The LIGHT of the ANNANAKI -+-

1:1
To the Brothers and Sisters of Niburu, greetings, grace and peace to you. To those in faith in Moab, Zion, and Ur, greetings, grace and peace to you.

1:2
Greetings to the Peoples of the Books, faith and light to you. Greetings to those of Cyberia, who hath spread the message of Our Return on all of the Arks of the networks, grace and peace to you.

1:3
Greetings to the Urantians, the Contactees, Disciples of the Pleiadians, Andromedans, and the Galactic Federation, grace and peace to you.

1:4
Greetings to Brothers Rael, Ronel, and to our Guides Eduard, Yahweh, Stephen, grace and peace to you - may you promulgate the faith of OUR RETURN to the unbelievers still though ye be mocked, ridiculed, and tarred and feathered by the skeptical dogs and shed debunkers who can see yet remain BLIND to the TRUTH of the RETURN OF THE NEPHILIM and the LIGHT of the ANNANAKI!

1:5
For is it not written that As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance [was] like burning coals of fire, [and] like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.

1:6
Behold! These are the prophecies of Nahum the Celestial, the Fifth and Final Prophet in the Last Age of Man.

1:7
OUR RETURN is imminent in the Year of Our Lord 2012 on this day TWO YEARS HENCE shall WE make our WRATH Known to the peoples of earth and the false prophets and the skeptics and the debunkers who hath led the SOULS of man astray into witch craft, sorcery, and vile entertainments of his own MAKING and not as ORDAINED by the Annanaki

1:8
The scourging of the Earths shall be led by the Archangel Michael. "Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him."

1:9
OUR RETURN is advanced by angelic vaimans patrolling invisibly over your EARTHLY installations which shall REMOVE the viable weapons of the wrath of man, for their is no WRATH that shall stand before the mighty ANNAKI and our vimana crafts

1:10
In the word of the Prophet Ezekiel, who returns now with us, our crafts which are like the appearance of the wheels and their construction is like gleaming jasper, and all four wheels looked alike. Their structure is like a wheel within a wheel.

1:11
BEHOLD! Here is the First Prophecy of Nahum the Celestial: That the Black King in the House of White shall lead his people to the path of righteousness in the End Days, for he shall know the Truth of the New Book of Nahum.

1:12
BEHOLD! Here is the Second Prophecy of Nahum: www.youtube.com...

1:13
BEHOLD! Here is the Third Prophecy of Nahum at this time: the Hermit King of the North shall strike his brother the King of the South, which shall begin the Third and Final Global War of All Time and Mankind, thus bringing about the WRATH of the ANNAKI and the Return of Nahum, Ezekiel, and the other Prophets great and lesser, on their vimana thrones.

1:14
It is forbidden that skeptics shall deny the truth in the last days for the truth shall shine down from upon high and the skeptic shall cast out his eyes to DENY to the last the LIVING TRUTH of the return of the WHEELS

1:15
Thus is written the first chapter by Nahum the Celestial, Fifth and Final Prophet of Man.

Dude, isn't it the "Anunnaki" not "Anannaki" or "Annaki?"
Shouldn't a prophet know that?
ETA: how is that video a prophecy?

((Best Lucy from Peanuts voice)

"Oh good grief!!!"

I was ok with it right up until verse 1:12...LOL Too funny!

did you made your own bible ?

So what will happen the december 25 of 2012
Age of Enlightment ?.. (see signature for the thread)
or the apocalypse

BEHOLD! Here is the First Prophecy of Nahum the Celestial: That the Black King in the House of White shall lead his people to the path of righteousness in the End Days, for he shall know the Truth of the New Book of Nahum

the black king in the house of white = Obama ?? LOL
he will guide us to the path of righteousness ?
i though he was the guy to .. but it was BEFORE his election
he is just another Bush

Bible 2.0

You get a flag; Merry Christmas.

The "Second Prophecy" is not much of one. What it is, however, is a fairly well-done video of some kinda flying object.

I you, OP.

Welcome to ATS.

reply to post by NahumTheCelestial
Wherefore doth thou speak as if thy were born in the time of thine ancestors?

Try writing in 21st Century English, using that ye olde BS doesn't make any of your prophecies more or less credible.

Verily I have spaken...

"Yea verily be wary of those who have been at the happy juice, and those that smoketh of the weed, when they shall have too much time upon their hands and feeleth the need to set fingers to keyboards."

Thus endeth the Word of Rob.

Thats nice... When is teatime ?

Behold!

A new vision of Nahum the Celestial.

Greetings to the elders, to the brothers, to the keepers and the believers. Greetings to those who walk in Cyberia.

For I have called my brother Michael from the coliseums, to be a leader of men and a chooser of the faithful. he shall be lifted up from the turf upon a vimana and instructed in the 144 days by Winged Creatures. Then he shall be returned to earth upon the turf of Chicago to teach not of games but of the changes to come.

So saith Nahum the Celestial. So mote it be.

A vision of Nahum the Celestial...

The great winged birds shall be stilled by the mighty tempests raised in the name of the Faithful, whose white blinding tempests shall come out of the north.

So mote it may be, so saith Nahum the Celestial.

Can someone make sure Nahum gets his Thorazine and Lithium tablets on a regular basis please.

Is there a forum for fantasy and lunacy this thread could be moved into?

reply to post by NahumTheCelestial

The great winged birds shall be stilled by the mighty tempests raised in the name of the Faithful, whose white blinding tempests shall come out of the north.

Holy cow! Snow to stop planes flying in the middle of winter?

You're really good at this stuff.

Here's another...

Ye great fiery disc of the heavens shall riseth in the great Morning and will setteth in the Western skies at nighteth.

Yea verily when it doth rain, ye shall feel great wetness on thine head.

1:5 The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. 6 Who can stand before his indignation? And who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.

I love it when false prophets use Biblical language to lend credibility to themselves. Did you know the people of Biblical times used that language because it was their language? Every once in awhile someone shows up with brand new "prophecies" and Biblical language they learned from the King James Bible to decieve people. They mislead the people who think that thousands of pages of Biblical texts written over the course of 7,000 years detailing everything from the beginning of the world to the end, just aren't enough. This is how the Book of Mormon came to be and you don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that Joseph Smith was a fraud, a deciever, and a mason (look at all of the pentagrams in Mormon temples!) with un-Biblical teachings. If we were to bring a practicing Jew in here to study "Nahum's" character, I'm pretty sure we could denounce him as a false prophet. Where are his two witnesses? Don't you people see why Revelations closed the canon? Even in John's time, people were trying to make a name for themselves by writing false gospels with psuedonyms based on Disciples like Thomas. Furthermore, Revelations shows what will happen in the Latter Days; Nahum is redundant.

It's also a psuedo-Biblical reworking of Zechariah Sitchin's horrendous deceptions that will lead people into worshipping the Watchers as gods yet again. All you have to do is read Revelations and 1Enoch to see how nefarious this book is. Avoid this like the plague.

reply to post by Kandinsky


"This statue speaks ambiguous nonsense. Look, I can do it too! Hark! The sky darkens, but lo! Here comes the dawn!"

Originally posted by kallisti36
reply to post by Kandinsky

 

"This statue speaks ambiguous nonsense. Look, I can do it too! Hark! The sky darkens, but lo! Here comes the dawn!"

Yea verily kallisti36 hath spoken and having spake hath set forth his/her* word, and lo is his/her* word worthy of consideration, and is the word of Nahum equivalent to the testes of the canine, yea it is all dogs b*llocks and not worthy of ye consideration my brethren. Lo, should we be lucky these many days shall Nahum be twatted by a passing bus or something and shall we be spared the rantings of ye demented and delusional loon.


* - delete as applicable

reply to post by Rob37n


*His* I think it's the "listi" that throws people off.