Who is your ATS guilty pleasure?

reply to post by HappilyEverAfter


Really?

All I could think of was that kid in Willy Wonka who got sucked up the pipe when I read that.
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reply to post by SLAYER69


That's it,a vacuum tube that sucked you up
into it.
I have no clue about the dream I had and can't
explain it.
I just assumed that I was spending too much time
on my computer!

Heff, I know you started this in order to come to terms with the man-crush you have on me, man. It's OK, buddy. I am comfortable with my sexuality and I am not going to stop being friends with you over this.

reply to post by cupocoffee


lolwut!?

the DD

Why? He/she (hope he's a he) is always on one of my favourite forums--alt. breaking news--

He is therefore, always, "in my face"

His avatar is more than pleasing ala Keanu...

I love to *try* to challenge him, but he never replies....

He reminds me of a super-hero (here, I am clearly regressing)....

I always wonder if he is even real, and if he is paid (How could he not be?)

But all of this makes me feel quite guilty.....ah, but pleasurably

reply to post by kosmicjack


wut?

Oh I meant he's banned. Gone. His presence never to be felt again....

see how yall are, not one of my 'friends' mentioned me
*clears friend list*

the banished.

I enjoy a good break down.

Originally posted by OzWeatherman


Oh and plutoxgirl for being my ATS crush

Yeah she's the coolest lady I've seen on ATS, she really seems like a nice person. Also I got my avatar picture from her!

I enjoy the fact that the police have spent 18.5 years trying to wreck my life, and i have never committed any crime. Then the people in my life proved this as they went through all my memories, to prove undeniably that the police and uk gov are involved in premeditated murder.

Proving the police are just murderers in london is nice, as they where absolutely desperate for me to do something wrong in my life.

So that is one thing, and i can say up yours to the murderers. I wonder how many murders will be planned in first stages by the police and there friends this weekend down the pubs around uk? Who knows.

reply to post by andy1033


What has any of that nonsense got to do with this thread?

reply to post by andy1033


andy1033, not sure of the relevance to this thread either, but why don't you share more about it in the threads on gang-stalking?

Okay, Heff, your turn. I know you gave a partial a page or two back, but c'mon and deliver.

Without a doubt, it's gotta be Inchworm. Always brings a smile to my face.

And Slayer69.

reply to post by Juston


Agreed Juston, Inchworm for the win!!!!

Heck Im not even guilty about it any more, he's top quality!

reply to post by HomerinNC


But, but... I thought this was supposed to be guilty pleasures?

Considering those (except two) on my original list are banned, I'm adding two more:

Inchworm
andy1033



ETA: Dan Tanner, honorary mention for the Violent Aliens attack thread, endless weeks of entertainment, prior to my registration. Thank you.

OK! I will list a few. I would have done so sooner but I actually forgot about this thread!

My guilty pleasures have actually graced this thread! Andy1033 and Inchworm! Both of whom have cult followings beyond all of our understandings!

Oh, and don't tell anyone but watching Whatukno and Saltheartfoamfollower go back and forth has been the source of many hours of enjoyment for me.

An honorable mention is Hotbakedtater... some of her threads border upon man bashing but God do I enjoy watching the banter they generate!

~Heff

Cosmic.Artifact because I laugh so hard that I have to star, even when they are so infuriatingly wrong that I want to beat my head against a wall,

And SaturnFX, even though I agree with most of what he says, has to count as a guilty pleasure because half the time I find myself starring just because of the hypnotoad, regardless of the post.

reply to post by TheWill


LOL the hypnotoad definitely falls into this category... I've opened Saturns posts, once or twice, just to stare into the eyes of the toad!

~Heff

The exchanges between stumason and andy1033 are always good for a giggle. Im sure Stu's ass-cheeks clench together when andy turns up and his eye starts to twitch


Ewokdisco too. His "official advice" cracks me up.