The trick to getting any lady!

BE A JERK TO HER!

If you aren't a jerk, just pretend to be one and watch the magic happen!

Are you that guy with the girl "friends" that tell you about all their problems with JOE BLOW?

what does joe blow have that you dont have?!!!

JOE BLOW is an a**hole isn't he?!?!!?

what does she see in joe blow?!?!?

Why does she keep going back to joe blow time and time again!?!?!?!

why doesn't she like YOU instead?!?!?!?

If you really want her, just be an a**hole from time to time!!! Hang up on her tell her you dont have time right now!

Watch what happens!!

Tell her you can't hang out and you're busy... HANG UP AGAIN!! I know its hard but just do it!! its fun!

It makes absolutely no sense!!! and dont try to make sense out of it!! This is just the way it is!! NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!!

Its some kind of caveman/cavewoman thing or something!! OOGA BOOGA!

I'm gonna stop using exclamation points now!

(this thread is not intended to treat any type of disease, please consult a doctor before trying any of the methods prescribed).

Of course there will be the girls that reply and say "well i want a guy who listens blah blah" don't listen to them. Just do as i say. They are just disinfo agents!!!

I'm affaid I cant help here, you seem to have more expereince than me in these things. Sorry!

lol yeah i shared that opinion for a good long while....except i couldnt stop being ho i was which led me to be screwed over and outa my marraige.....eventually i came across someone with their head screwed on.....women are crazy creatures

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I am very glad to say that I am a complete a-hole.

I have noticed though, it was the women I was a jerk too that fell for me the hardest. It makes one wonder. Even though I can be an a-hole, I did have a lot of lady friends that were just friends and would never shut up about Joe Blow

good post if shes a hussy to start with

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How old are you?
Just curious...

Originally posted by LadySkadi
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How old are you?
Just curious...

I'm 32. Listen lady don't try it! I already put a clause in my original post to counteract against any thread terrorism. rofl

Edit: hey whats your number?? just joking i dont want it! CLICK.

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"Thread terrorism" who me?
I'll get back to you later...

Originally posted by mayabong


I'm 32. Listen lady don't try it! I already put a clause in my original post to counteract against any thread terrorism. rofl

Oh man...you better be able to run like hell

I actually make a B-line for the nice guys, the shy little nerds. But, then again, I'm an extremely independent woman. Apparently, I'm in the minority in the world. I don't necessarily want a guy who listens, but there's a big gulf between a guy who listens like a woman and total jerk who listens to nothing.

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Being a jerk is not necessarily the key. The key is to honestly not care, just don't look for a chick. Disinterest in even the hottest girl at the party/club/bar/etc. will drive them nuts. If they see your NOT looking for a girl ,it seems to make them REALLY interested in you. :::Special note::: You must be interacting with said female in some fashion...AKA playing pool, darts, etc. And you MUST have a sense of humor!!!

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weve got ourselfs a maneater here!!!

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gta add to that i had more women after me when iwas married and not looking than i ever did single

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lol, not quite. I don't need to resort to playing games with men to make myself feel powerful or whatever. Your stereotypical maneater is, in my mind, an emotional rapist in many ways. I don't play that way.

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Thats just it! You said B line. Thats like B movie. Noone likes B movies except for S*its and giggles. (attack of the killer tomatoes anyone?)

You say nerds like they are an inferior race. Like they are little puppets on your strings. Nerds are smart and can bring in the dough, thats why they are your "B line" with the hopes of bringing in the next BILL GATES! All the while messing with a**HOLE JOE BLOW on the side after he gets home from his CONSTRUCTION job all sweaty!

I'm on to you womens!

Do you know what? A lot of people are going to get on here and bad mouth you, and tell you how foolish you are, but the truth is that you are CORRECT. I have never understood this, but it works. Now there are a few other things that have to go a long with being the "jerk". You have to look half way decent, have a little money in your pocket, and a nice ride, or otherwise acting like a "jerk" will merely make you, well, a jerk.

And most people wont understand that this doesn't work with every woman.

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lol just playin

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JediMiller... EwokDisco... Are you back again? How many accounts do you have for gods sake

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Jerks get attention and a nice guy gets ignored.

Well I have to admit it's true, who do people remember the most, yes the dipsticks.

I have both areas covered, just catch me on a bad day, but I think everyone has their moments.

Being a constant tool is not a good thing and will get old, in any relationship, that goes for women being nasty too.

It's a Yin, Yang , love/ hate kinda thing.

Originally posted by davespanners
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JediMiller... EwokDisco... Are you back again? How many accounts do you have for gods sake

This is my only account I have ever had on here. To be honest.

I'm really not into starwars either (actually starwars people scare me lol)