Women Don't Need Oppression - Women Embarrass Themselves

I witnessed the following dialog between a woman and a mechanic, when that woman realized she didn't have any money on her:

Woman: I'm so sorry, what happens now?
Mechanic: Well, there are alternative means of paying for things, you know.
Woman: What do you mean?
Mechanic: It so happens I've a Santa Girl uniform just for you. Wear it, you're tall and blond, gonna look good on you. I record ya while ya shake your rear for me and when I'm done ya can take your car and go.
Woman: Really? Thank you SO much!

I didn't believe what I was seeing/hearing. The woman didn't even protest but she simply put that Santa Girl stuff on and danced for this man. Actually, what's even more embarrassing, that ''man'' was around 16 at most and the woman was around 25!

And women want to talk about equality, feminism? Please.

Moments like these make me really embarrassed I'm a woman. Women are experts at humiliating themselves.

And you don't think that if the roles were reversed, a man wouldn't be putting on a whatever outfit and swinging his talent for some woman for a service when he is in need?

The only difference is opportunity overall.

I gotta ask then OP, what's your signature about? Is it tongue in cheek?

You know what gets me about my fellow women, is that we don't form "women's clubs" like men do. Well, some men. Maybe mostly businessmen. They forms boys clubs, and they'll stick with each other. Women tend to do the opposite. That's what sucks the most about being a woman for me. No concept of sisterhood.

You actually expect anyone to believe this?

What 16 year old kid is a mechanic?

And uses words like "I've" and "rear end" ?

Originally posted by Whiffer Nippets
You actually expect anyone to believe this?

What 16 year old kid is a mechanic?

And uses words like "I've" and "rear end" ?

To be honest, there are a lot of 16 year old mechanics. Some family of mine used to own a shop, and have worked in shops for 20+ years. They tend to get the sh*tty jobs, but yeah they're there.

Originally posted by PeasantRebellion
I gotta ask then OP, what's your signature about? Is it tongue in cheek?

You know what gets me about my fellow women, is that we don't form "women's clubs" like men do. Well, some men. Maybe mostly businessmen. They forms boys clubs, and they'll stick with each other. Women tend to do the opposite. That's what sucks the most about being a woman for me. No concept of sisterhood.

HA! all lies...we men know the truth..we see all women flock to restrooms together in public. We men have overt clubs with rules and membership lists...you women are crafty..every damned woman restroom in public is a secret meeting spot...

-we are onto you!-

Why is it that I could here this music in the background while I read the OP?

reply to post by aboveandbeyond


And you rate all women because of you ditzy young desperate girl/woman.

My wife would had told him to F.O. you wish buddy go rotate.

I agree some girls are very immature. Look not everyone has a loving family to bring them up right and raise a street smart bright kid.

Next post from the OP

A sexy situation develops when a lonely housewife can't afford to pay for her Pizza.

reply to post by PeasantRebellion


What about brownies and girl scouts. he he he. Sorry had to say it.

By the way there are many groups out there for women. I think one is the men haters club.

No offense, all woman are not haters but all of them are great lovers. And they don't even know it..

Have a great day.

reply to post by PeasantRebellion


Actuall when I was 15 I was doing brakes and rebuilding engines all by my self. When I was 16 I was working as an automechanic doing everything from brakes and ball joints to pulling motor and transmission.

I finally gave up the profession as it is horrible to have my hands rough and nasty all the time. I used to hate the winter when cars would come in with snow on them and you would put them on the lift and they would be dripping on your head. I would rather be water boarded then have ice cold water cropping on you while your welding and exhaust next to a gas tank.

Just my 2 cents.

16 mechanic yes.

Come on people.

reply to post by PeasantRebellion


OK, but then those young kids doing grunt work wouldn't be collecting payment either.

Notice also how this (cough) mechanic in question alternates between the king's English and a down home drawl -
From the OP -

Mechanic: Well, there are alternative means of paying for things, you know.
Woman: What do you mean?
Mechanic: It so happens I've a Santa Girl uniform just for you. Wear it, you're tall and blond, gonna look good on you. I record ya while ya shake your rear for me and when I'm done ya can take your car and go.

Too many 'speech' errors, the syntax is all off.

Whatever the OP "witnessed" was either a low grade porno from 1960 or an excerpt from a "shameless hussy" tract passed out at a Bible meeting.

Originally posted by SaturnFX

Originally posted by PeasantRebellion
I gotta ask then OP, what's your signature about? Is it tongue in cheek?

You know what gets me about my fellow women, is that we don't form "women's clubs" like men do. Well, some men. Maybe mostly businessmen. They forms boys clubs, and they'll stick with each other. Women tend to do the opposite. That's what sucks the most about being a woman for me. No concept of sisterhood.

HA! all lies...we men know the truth..we see all women flock to restrooms together in public. We men have overt clubs with rules and membership lists...you women are crafty..every damned woman restroom in public is a secret meeting spot...

-we are onto you!-

DAMN IT! Delete thread, delete thread! Cover is blown, abandon mission!

Originally posted by PeasantRebellion
DAMN IT! Delete thread, delete thread! Cover is blown, abandon mission!

Thanks...just shot coffee across my desk!

now get yer santa suit on and stop distracting me with humor!

Originally posted by Rocky Black
reply to post by PeasantRebellion

 

Actuall when I was 15 I was doing brakes and rebuilding engines all by my self. When I was 16 I was working as an automechanic doing everything from brakes and ball joints to pulling motor and transmission.

Oh definitely, I didn't mean to imply that they suck at 16 or anything. Just the guys I know tended to give them a harder time. My husband was one of those younger guys and he was better than all of the old timers put together.

Originally posted by Whiffer Nippets
reply to post by PeasantRebellion

 

Too many 'speech' errors, the syntax is all off.

Whatever the OP "witnessed" was either a low grade porno from 1960 or an excerpt from a "shameless hussy" tract passed out at a Bible meeting.

Shameless hussy tracts! Hehehe. As a former Baptist I know the tracts you speak of.

And yes agreed, it does sound improbable. I don't know any women that would do such a thing. I mean why not just report it to the manager and get him to write off your bill to avoid the bad publicity/lawsuit?

Lol... don't buy this thread at all... but whatever.

Hypothetically, A dance in a holiday suit, for a car repair?
A win for her...

reply to post by PeasantRebellion


Yes I too do not mean to imply that 16 year old kids are not smart - my point was - today - cars are far more complex and this work requires a great deal of education.

And the ultimate logic fail here - if this kid was smart enough to be a mechanic - why wasn't he smart enough to go for sex as payment? He settled for "rear end" shaking in a Santa costume?

LOL

Uh huh.

Note to the OP - if you decide to throw this 'event you witnessed' up in the future - remember to change the Santa outfit to Easter Bunny or Great Pumpkin, as needed

Originally posted by Whiffer Nippets
reply to post by PeasantRebellion

 

Yes I too do not mean to imply that 16 year old kids are not smart - my point was - today - cars are far more complex and this work requires a great deal of education.

And the ultimate logic fail here - if this kid was smart enough to be a mechanic - why wasn't he smart enough to go for sex as payment? He settled for "rear end" shaking in a Santa costume?

LOL

Uh huh.

Note to the OP - if you decide to throw this 'event you witnessed' up in the future - remember to change the Santa outfit to Easter Bunny or Great Pumpkin, as needed

You cannot possibly foresee every single event out there - just because something doesn't adhere to your sense of reality doesn't mean it can't happen. Then again, your logic is common. Ask yourself this: does it actually matter whether you believe it or not. It does not. There you go.

My brakes are shot.

Any mechanics here willing to take payment in booty shakes?

I got a lot of booty be shaking up in my crib!!

ROFLMAO, good for this woman for finding someone willing to barter for services. She is an icon for the freedoms feminists have fought for. I say good for her, and this has little to do with feminism and more like jealousy you wre not offered the same payment plan!!