Squirrels: Aliens, NWO-spys or super-smart?

As long as aliens are discussed here, with no proof of there existence, I feel this topic may be discussed until evidence against my claim is shown to me.

This small agile creature is capable of getting into places we wouldn't think to look, when challenged can be a viscious fighter and has fantastic reactions and memory skills, what more could you want in a spy?
These oppressors of the red squirrel( moved into the UK and took out the native's, replacing them as the common population.
The squirrel then made it it's job to regulate it's world, making sure it knew all happenings: the other day, as I approached a dustbin to dispose of some rubbish (as you do), when what should jump out, but a squirrel. Now then, squirrels are highly intelligent creatures that store their own food and prefer it fresh. so the only comprehendable reason I can think for a squirrel in a bin was to spy on those nearby.
Last year I found squirrels attempting to enter my house, why would a human-fearing creature have any reason to do this other than to spy some more?
Now, the squirrel is preparing for war:
www.abovetopsecret.com...
I say we act now, we must resist!



[edit on 3/7/04 by Valkyr]

I`m not sure whether you are serious or not.I think l`ve been around this site to much co`s everybody got some pretty strange ideas.Or it`s just to late to think

You may be right. After seeing how they use post it notes to locate stashed nuts, I wouldn't doubt that they have supreme intelligence.

Oh, except the one that couldn't dodge my truck, I tried to miss him but he kept running back and forth.....unitl.....clunk. I truely hate when I run over things. Maybe he was one of the native types. What color are the alien ones again?

Grey. Unfortunately, even the best special operatives can get caught/killed sometimes, just think of the SAS caught in Iran the other week!

well I'm a avid hunter and squirrels are my fav to hunt but I think you are worng. it's realy the woodchuck who are aliens they are the ones who tell on you when you'r in the woods

I've got to admit..I'd always wondered about the guilty look they always have when you catch them out in the open..

I don't like it... not one bit...

Indeed - I say we take the war to the squirrels before they bring it to us!! They are multiplying as we speak...and...damn....they be getting freaky dog!


[edit on 7/3/2004 by EnronOutrunHomerun]

They may be in your backyard!!
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Look at this one plotting his next jump...er..I mean...move...

There may be some truth in this!! I caught this guy by surprise in my backyard.




[edit on 3-7-2004 by kode]

My answer is D. All of the above. I've never trusted those squirrels...

'They' will do anything to stop this leaking out, I have been warned!

hey,
What about dust particles?

ever see all those little things floating in the ray of light shining through the window?
where do they all come from? are they all in fact...."DUST"?

why do some float one way but then others right next to them float another way?
is there that much irregularity in the air that every dust partical floats in its own direction?

My god...what if the dust tells the squirrels what to do, and watches them:O

Squirrels: Aliens, NWO-spys or super-smart?

I choose super stupid. I hit one of those little bastards in my car the other day. And I was only going 15 mph. I thought he would move. :shk:

There must be another group of squirrel spies in the carolinas. I had 3 separate encounters with squirrels inside the house. One of those even jumped on and off of me during the night while I was sleeping. Meanwhile a few years later, squirrels were commonly seen stealing super big red ripe tomatoes and they even carried them up into the trees. I believe they may have been setting up an ambush for the humans down below.

I don't know about the UK but here in the US there is a commercial where a squirrel runs out in front of an automobile and the driver swerves and wrecks his car. Immediately afterward you see the two squirrels high fiving each other in applause. I have discovered if you really want to get these smart squirrels you have to swerve your car right before you get to the squirrel rather than drive in a straight path. My sister once swerved a little to try to miss a squirrel and got it good When I got an opportunity I drove straight but missed it. I guess driving straight only works on dumb squirrels and turtles.

Originally posted by orionthehunter

I don't know about the UK but here in the US there is a commercial where a squirrel runs out in front of an automobile and the driver swerves and wrecks his car. Immediately afterward you see the two squirrels high fiving each other in applause.

Allright.

Highfiving the squirrels

Another step for status symbol hating black sheep.

Kewl.


Ashly,

Why would you call innocent creatures of the Goddess "bastards" ? Quite frankly the typical human arrogant tone of your post offends me. Because of thoughtless cruel people like you we have animal abuse. Please keep your barbaric comments to yourself.

DeadCatsRule,

I'm not even going to touch on the pure cruelty of your post. I truly HOPE you aren't out there hunting squirrels. If you are, I hope you suffer a horrid hunting accident as karmic payback.

Originally posted by KayEm
I truly HOPE you aren't out there hunting squirrels. If you are, I hope you suffer a horrid hunting accident as karmic payback.

Well, I don't hunt squirrels, but it's not uncommon at all. I remember my grandfather doing it. I mean you eat the little tree rats in the South.

They aren't like the NYC park pets that everyone walks past the homeless in order to feed bread. In the south, they're nasty little home wreckers that tear up your bird feeders, and eat their way into your attic to poop up the place and keep you up all night.

I know a girl with a real phobia of them having been jumped on a few times in her own home.

But I also know a guy that rescues them when Momma squirrel kicks out the babies in snow storms. He raises them in his own house, then turns them out later. Though they aren't exactly grateful.

Until I see an Alien freezing in front of my car after I'm coming out of some curve on the road and splat out on the ground as I drive over it, I don't think there's any reliable evidence that there might be a link between those 2 critters.

Edit: But Rant is right. So of 'em are down-right nasty. I remember, when I was younger, there was this big black squirrels that seemed to always be in this same tree, and whenever we were going near it, under the tree, etc... he would throw nuts shell at us. I'm not kidding. And I swear the nasty little bugger was aiming for us, cuz he kept hitting us with empty nutz shells.

[Edited on 5-7-2004 by m0rbid]

And aliens would freeze in the middle of the road why? I thought they preferred shining their lights in the eyes of innocent road users, before abduction. Have you not seen the documentary 'Close Encounters of a Strange Kind'?

Well-documented proof that squirrels are rude, selfish and capable of speech!