Hurry up.

I'm here. Don't ask me why.

reply to post by LightBlue


ok

and this got flagged why??????

c'mon now

Why shouldn't I ask you why?

Why?

reply to post by LightBlue


Hello! very abrupt entrance, i shant ask you why.....Needless to say youve knocked me back abit with the introduction but ill let that slide

A flag, brilliant. Only a couple more needed and I'll become accepted by the community. I know these systems run on such paltry methods, a rock around the corner is stronger from less wind. Hug the walls and nothing will get by.

I... yes, I joined because you guys... you...

reply to post by LightBlue


Why are you here? o_O
You an Alien son?

Cheers
Brady

Don't tempt me. I know where I live and that's all that needs to be said. Direct me to the public restrooms.

OUT WITH IT!

reply to post by LightBlue

How about a politically correct nursery ryme first?:
Mary Had A Little Lamb Nursery Rhyme

Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:



Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.



has been changed to read:



A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.

I came because... because... I'm hearing voices. Voices in my head. I know I'm not crazy, so it must be some sort of outside force. Someone wants me to believe I'm completely whacko, but I'm not going to fall for it. #. Ok, where would I... where would I seek advice for this sort of thing?

reply to post by TedHodgson


Wow, that should be taught to all future children. I'm calling my local day care.

reply to post by LightBlue


I feel the need to post this.

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Nothing more needs to be said.

Cheers
Brady

IT DOESN'T HELP. Give me... directions to the public restrooms...

reply to post by LightBlue


Oh now you post something.
What type of voices?

Cheers
Brady

reply to post by LightBlue


Are they yelling or whispering?

They tell me things about myself. My age, my name, my hair color, eye color, skin color, who my parents were, why they liked each other in the first place, who the President of the United States was in 1979 (the year my grandfather died)... and they won't stop, they're always talking. A man and a woman, always telling me things. Always things about me...

reply to post by LightBlue


If they're telling you who the president was in 1979, and your Grandpa died in 1979. Then it is very likely it is your Grandpa. Have you tried talking back to them? Asking who they are?

Cheers
Brady

reply to post by LightBlue


Ask them what the lottery numbers are going to be tonight.

Then send me an email.

reply to post by AnteBellum


I second that!