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A grasshopper walks into a bar,

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copper5661

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 12:43 PM
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A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender say we have a drink named after you,

The grasshopper says, you have a drink called Steve?


Exforcesuk

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 12:47 PM
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A polar bear walks into a bar...
and says "can i have a lager and...............some peanuts"
the barman replies "why the large paws"


thorg

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 12:58 PM
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A horse walks in the bar. The bartender says why such a long face?


rangersdad

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 01:05 PM
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This blonde walks into a bar...
Ouch that hurts!!!


thorg

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 01:17 PM
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A mushroom walks in the bar. The bartender says hey you! you need to get out of here we don't serve your kind in here! Mushroom says why not I'm a fungi.


C130Fixr

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 01:31 PM
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andycouch.com...

When i was a kid, I use to pray every night for a bike. Then I realized that god doesnt work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness...


villagesmithie

posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 08:21 PM
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A baby seal walks into a club.......


deadred

posted on Dec, 10 2010 @ 11:01 AM
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Did you hear about the midget visionary who escaped from the Asylum?
There was a small medium at large...


wraith257

posted on Dec, 15 2010 @ 06:14 PM
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Ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food."




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