The ATS Supreme Unified Post.

Greetings all.
I just got through reading a history on the struggle for the Unified Theory in physics. In light of that I thought of a grand posting on ATS that would encapsulate all the myriad of topics and tie them together.




Every 6,000 years. The world repeats. The forces of righteousness and wickedness clash and fight to the bitter end.

I know this because the aliens sent by the lord channel it to me. They vibrate on the amber color of joy and so I can pick them up on my tooth fillings. You see, they are at war with the hollow earth reptilians.

The holy ones communicate via vibrations of colors. The evil ones communicate by using magazine covers and music, hand gestures of the powerful and in the backward playing music. Everyone can see the evil ones doing their work. But only the most pure recognize the holy ones work.

It has been truly long battle. Ancient nuclear conflicts and a simple vote at the polls. There has been no real republican since Reagon. You see Obama long ago ate them all so that he could be the only one. To gather all the political parties and in the darkness bind them. The Reptilians are ushering in an Obamapocalypse. The proof of this is that the world was not magically changed within seconds of his election. Many think Obama was not born in America. What they do not realize is he in fact-was not born. He is part of the annunaki-hatched from an egg laid by a chupacabra. He has waited for his time and has struck delivering flouride from chemtrails. He personally watchs all from the other side of their television.

His plan is to make things socialist-to give poor people medical care, trick people into thinking that the world is warming so that he can impost dire controls on pollution and make himself look bad by acting like he is against himself and the rest of the bilderberger/NWO consortium headquartered in Atlantis.

The Pleidians who vibrate the color of amber are fighting back, led by Ron Paul (ALL PRAISE HIS NAME!) those who bag with tea have come to fight. The proof of this is Ron Paul has 7 letters in his name the same number of letters in Th(omas) Payne. They have long since secreted things into our world by founding everything great on the bible. They have to be sneaky now days though. They work in secret by using intellectual luminaries like Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchins so as to infiltrate the evil George Soros network.

Soon though, the war shall come to a close: 2012 is approaching. The timewave will reach 0 and the true purpose of the moon base and face on mars will be revealed. Before that happens though everyone of european descent must be sure to eat some pinneal gland to commune with the holy ones through the pyramids and the coffins of Osirus.

This was meant in parody, please do not take offense-I shoe-horned in as much as I could think off the time of my sleepy brain. I think it would be awesome if everyone were to add to it. Please no debate or argument or the likes.

Oh boy lol. Thanks for the laugh. I would however be on the lookout for the dark overlords. They'll be after you for spilling such vital secrets.

reply to post by lordtyp0

I think it would be awesome if everyone were to add to it

Don't forget the true secret of freemasonry: the artifact birth certificate buried beneath Oak island that proves that Barrack Obama is both a Muslim and an illegal alien born not in Kenya, but on a planet orbiting Zeta Reticulae. The firefight at the Dulce underground spacebase was actually between Atlantean Elders and Mayan prophecy commandos to see who could first retreive key needed to unlock the Ark of the Covenant from its resting chamber beneath the left forepaw of the Sphynx. Fortunately, Nibiru was overheard during that fight to block to light, so neither side could see very well and Tom Cruise was able to use his OT powers to teleport both the key and the Ark itself to its rightful place beneath the Vatican, where Bigfoot uses it to store his medical marijuana.

It's purely for medicinal purposes. Bigfoot is very respectful of the law.

reply to post by lordtyp0


My inner Indigo child wants to agree, but my inner Tea Part member needs to find out what Glen Beck thinks of this before I commit to any opinion.

Overall, though, at least in principle, I think that this could be the most epic thread ever - and the only flaw is that I don't recall you saying that the world is going to end in three days due to contrails from jointly launched Pledian/Chinese missiles.

But other than that, a gold star for you!

~Heff

reply to post by LordBucket


You know, since Bigfoot's falling out with the Yeti.. I have to doubt who's side he is actually sided with. I hear he also penned part of Proposition 19 in California and AND, is a Scientologist.

reply to post by lordtyp0

My crystal skulls are vibrating in harmony with you. It feels good. My whole wavelength is blue now. Can you taste the colors?

reply to post by Skid Mark


That means the shadow people have found you. You have apparently been eating far too much Genetically modified foodstuffs for the Monsanto alarm to go off. Quick! If you place some salt around each door and window you can stop Blackwater/XE from gaining access to your home!

reply to post by lordtyp0


Oh noooooo!!! I have to hurry then. They might call in the greys to probe me.

reply to post by lordtyp0


You ridicule the believes of many people. And i feel passionate about these topics. Without these topics, there is nothing but your own lifeless life to life.

Yet you come on here and mock EVERYTHING that i believe in.

Shame on you. EVERYTHING, you so casually mention in you OP, is of great importance. The human race, and indeed the survival of us all, depends on the topics, you so light heartedly joke about.

Timewave Zero, is almost upon us, yet you joke. The paladeins are here, yet you ridicule. Reptiles are about to take control, yet you do not believe.

One day the peels will fall from your eyes, and you will see, you will believe, and you will regret.

VvV

reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep


HA!
I give proof in the form of my posting unsubstantiated things on a thread. All you can do to counter is straw-man and ad-hominim me?

In case you are wondering WHERE you did those things: Just re-read what you posted. Each time you wonder where it was-read it again


Wait, what kind of eye peels are we talkin about here?

reply to post by lordtyp0


Yeah well you would say that beings that your a government agent working for the CIA who actually control ATS in the first place.
I was given this information by some Black Eyed Kids in the form of a Simpsons video that I remote viewed while opening my chakras at eleven minutes past eleven

I want to do naughty things to you guys involving a tub of vaseline and fluffy handcuffs.

Explanation: .......





Personal Disclosure: ......





Edited [thanks vVv ] to clarify that my post is directed at the OP [not the op'er] and is ment to be taken as sarcasm in a humourous context as its just general chit chat [humour is allowed here yes? ] and I took into consideration the op'ers ...

This was meant in parody, please do not take offense-I shoe-horned in as much as I could think off the time of my sleepy brain. I think it would be awesome if everyone were to add to it. Please no debate or argument or the likes.

I apologize to anybody I offended with my post as it was in no way intended by myself!

P.S. ATS chat just paid off! Wootness!

reply to post by OmegaLogos


I cannot believe how you guys are ridiculing these topics.

Obviously a bunch of sceptics. I just cannot believe, that there is people who does not believe in these things.

It is so obvious that something is amiss, yet you are all blind.

When the time comes for disclosure, i will sit back, and laugh at you all. Keep on mocking and jocking, the truth will be revealed very soon

VvV

reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep


You must be a disinfo agent completely.. I am not ridiculing anyones belief I am stating my own which happens to be at odds with everyone elses beliefs. Mine just happen to be correct and how DARE you imply otherwise?!

I mean: Who needs proof or intellectually corrupt evidence when we have the power of belief?

The power of belief can do ANYTHING even deny facts like shown in this pic:

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/38cbb2a92908.jpg[/atsimg]

I look at the following picture to remind me why we are all here...

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/7fad6e42b223.jpg[/atsimg]

More proof of lordtyp0's lies

Take a closer look at his avatar and what do you see

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/a17ada74896d.jpg[/atsimg]

Notice anything familiar? Thats right it's the windows logo

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/85aadddd774a.jpg[/atsimg]

What do we know about windows...

Well taking the letters and substituting them for numbers what do we get

d=4 i=9 n=14 o=15s=19 w=23 w=23

Adding those together we get 107 or 10/7 and what happened on Oct 7th 2001
The U.S. invasion of Afghanistan begins with an air assault and covert operations on the ground
!!!!!!!!

Now we all know the number of the beast is 666.. but again look at the avatar

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/edb1d0f5b868.jpg[/atsimg]

It clearly shows the number 777!

Were through the looking glass here people!!!!

reply to post by OmegaLogos


Hey, if you apologize does the government demand the paycheck back for being a disinfo agent?
Or, do they deny you exist?

reply to post by lordtyp0

Explanation:Uhm??? Your not cleared for that!

Personal Disclosure: And I'm not cleared to clear you! Fnord!

reply to post by davespanners


You are mistaken there... Comrade...
You see I am really on the lookout for evil ones.. like you.

The glasses really mean you and your un-american facist commie friends are in my sights.. See?

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/a812c37dbaad.jpg[/atsimg]

You can't hide behind that shifty eyed kitten nor does being in Europe.. sorry "London" make you not a socialist.

You mention Microsoft-a mega corporation who makes a lot of money, anyone .. who's not a COMMUNIST knows that a company that makes a lot of money is inherently good.

Nazi... communistic nazi SS.. person you...