From a place no rational person should ever tread

First of all, even before I introduce myself, let me say this... There is hope yet! If humanity is circling a giant drain then I have finally found a rope to grab onto. I am impressed beyond even my wildest irrational hopes.

Anyway, arse-kissing aside. Hello everyone, this is me. An average person living an average small-town life doing, you guessed it, average things. So why am I here? please note, if you would like to experience the following in full awesomeness, please put on your 3D glasses now The previous statement is a thoroughly thought out fabrication to hide my true identity from the ones who mean to do me harm. It is I, Slightly Above Average Person guy. Sent here to collect data and collaborate with other people of my level or slightly higher than slightly above average.

But first, a bit more chewy bits about me and my ways. First and foremost, I am paranoid. Not irrationally but to a fairly high degree. Maybe just over cautious. I am almost 100% sure that I am way below the radar (because I'm an average person doing average stuff) of any government or secret agency but I get the feeling that I might be under the looking glass of the ones I like to call "The Watchers" ooooh the plot thickens. Basically, I have a theory about that feeling I feel that something is watching even when I lock myself inside my closet, which happens to be a Faraday cage, while wearing a foil-lined hat covered with a gold/copper mesh. Not to fear though, I believe they are figments of my imagination and it's comforting to know that something might be listening while I have conversations with myself because I live alone and have no one to talk to 90% my life. A temporary state of affairs, long story... I'm not bad crazy more like lite feathery crazy with a hue of orange. Though I swear I will slit that slag's throat if she brings me the dolphin-shaped pills instead of the bear ones again.

I'm obviously joking. Would they allow a mental patient the unrestricted use of a PC with internet? What If I told the world of all the horrible things they do to me? Unless they are all dead of course ... I swear, my hands are clean, the watchers did it...

I guess that's that, great to be here and see you all on the forums. Oh and you can take off those ridiculous glasses now

Firstly, Hello! Secondly. Let me guess, you are talking to us from Hell eh?

hi razco, great introduction but if your pariniod you will have alot of fun here lol

Hellllo newbie! Seems you will fit in just fine here! Have fun, and beware, the sharks WILL bite!

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Welcome!

You have to be one of the good guys... Did you happen to note the time of your post? Signs... it's all in the signs.

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Anyway, arse-kissing aside...


Re-written to establish a well rounded intro...


Anyway, Arsenal-kicking ass aside...





I'm obviously joking. Would they allow a mental patient the unrestricted use of a PC with internet?


Some 200,000+ mental patients have access to this site, so yes - they allow it...





Make the most of it...

Welcome.

There is nothing in the Terms and Conditions that require a member to be sane.
The membership would be much smaller if that were the case.

You're going to fit in nicely with the rest of us of dubious sanity.

Now that I think back on my years here as a human I haven't met anyone I considered completely sane.

How dull that would be.

You have found a home.

Enjoy.

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Hello, Slightly Above Average Person guy, and shhhh... quit yelling inside that foil, it's echoing against my brain and giving me a migraine!

hehe, nice to meet you, and i look forward to your insights

Wait for it... Almost there... Aaah yea, that's it. I'm feeling quite at home

Thank you everyone for your friendly replies. As for me talking to you from Hell, partly true, mostly not. Depends if we're talking really hot, lake of fire and all that or crazy clowns riding mini pink elephants in a giant circus tent hell. The latter being where I'm from but only on Wednesdays though.

Iamonlyhuman, I'm quite sure I mostly always feel with a slight bit of doubt like one of the good guys and you are right... It's all in the signs

dizziedame, thank you for confirming my suspicions that most of the members on this site are of questionable sanity. You are right as well in stating that it would be quite dull if this site was comprised of mostly sane people.

As for Arsenal kicking ass, facelift... They usually do, I mean I do watch, or more like forced to watch footy every now and again, unless you're talking about something else but I will take your advise and definitely make the most of it

casijones, thanks for the heads-up, I'll be sure to steer clear of all containers that might contain sharks

And finally, cryslyn75, I truly hope I'll be able to add some insight to an already extremely insightful site. Most of the post I have read feel as if the words were from my own fingertips. Maybe I'm not asleep when I think I am and I'm actually a few hundred users all at once... Is this really air I'm breathing...