Why do ALL the women on ATS admire and love me so?

And suddenly ATS feels like FLH on Ogrish....

Whats going on!!!

Originally posted by ewokdisco
4,im a welcome relief from all the other clueless men on sites.

Ladies,thank you..

This made my head go all splodey.

Honestly it did.

~Heff

Originally posted by ewokdisco
You know, it is tough being so loved and admired by so MANY women on just one site,

You spelt "men" wrong

i thought for sure when i clicked this thread it would be authored by Helig

So you're using the internet whilst in the kitchen?

I kid, I'm not sexist, but you're tootin' your own horn here a little bit aren't you. I mean I have looked through your threads and posts and I can't see anything like epic.
I will agree though, there are some very smart and well spoken women on ATS, but none of them have created a thread about how great they are.

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
who are you





LMFAO my thoughts exactly .........

i have no clue who you are and im sure i speak for a number of women on here .

yes i really like a guy on here but you ant it . trust me .

'what you know', i thank you for sticking up for me and GETTING what i am about.

i state the facts and allow everyone to learn from what i do. im a pioneer of sorts. now, men will get envious,that is natural,but the REAL women on here know...they know...

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You're definitely a good sport about all of this!

And yes, they do know!

I mean like they absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, now know

~Heff

Just laughing! can't.....stop....laughin!

Originally posted by ewokdisco
i am a man...ALL man....and this is NOT an attempt to grab attention,but more of a thank you to my MANY female fans on ATS..

Did I somehow stumble into "below top secret?"

Is this the eharmony website?

Are you looking for a mate a date or just thumping on your chest and bellowing for the heck of it?

Coming from someone with 254 posts, and 73 stars, I'd say you're full of sh!t. You have serious ego problems.

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With just 254 posts, you have accomplished what I could never do!

Incredible!

So can we see some pictures of your harem? You do have some pics right?

You are the man! there's two things smokin hottie's dig, Ewoks and disco. Ladies see that mass of hair boogien on down on the dance floor they just go crazy. Let me give you some advise. When the lights are low...nuthin better than Barry White! Rock on hairy ewok dude!reply to post by ewokdisco

Originally posted by HUMBLEONE
You are the man! there's two things smokin hottie's dig, Ewoks and disco.

Oh, I thought you were going to say Ewoks and coke....

Originally posted by cupocoffee
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With just 254 posts, you have accomplished what I could never do!

Incredible!

So can we see some pictures of your harem? You do have some pics right?

if he doesnt i do . and here they are .

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/7bcdc23cd77a.jpg[/atsimg]

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/c63d7894b8e2.jpg[/atsimg]




always willing to help out a friend

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I dunno. These guys that want to juggle a lot of women, I think they're crazy.

As if having just one woman isn't trouble enough!!

Originally posted by cupocoffee
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I dunno. These guys that want to juggle a lot of women, I think they're crazy.

As if having just one woman isn't trouble enough!!

agreed , one man is enough for me i dont see why or how more then one female is needed ya think shed nag him enough . geesh

Originally posted by ewokdisco
'what you know', i thank you for sticking up for me and GETTING what i am about.

i state the facts and allow everyone to learn from what i do. im a pioneer of sorts. now, men will get envious,that is natural,but the REAL women on here know...they know...

Is this Jedimiller? No serious is it?

Looking at your name

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Like he (she?) would ever admit it if it is!

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WADERS!!! Need waders here mods!!!!
Oh, and a REALLY big shovel. Sheeshs!