The longest running joke on ATS

Starting back in 2006:

Originally posted by zorgon

This is going to take a while... I think I need a sexatary...

Originally posted by zorgon

I don't have a lot of time for the UFO files right now and the fact I duplicated this find is proof I need to spend more time but there is so much crap to weed through it will take either several lifetimes... or a staff of sexataries...

Originally posted by zorgon

Need staff, two sexataries and coffee interveinously

Originally posted by zorgon

I needz a sexatary

Originally posted by zorgon

Simple gonna go kidnap... errrr recruit a sexatary

Originally posted by zorgon

Its a work in progress I need three sexataries

Originally posted by zorgon

I keep seeking a dedicated sexatary to help, but they always get scared off when they open some of the real mail I get

Originally posted by zorgon

Need a sexatary real bad

Originally posted by zorgon

I needz a sexatary

zorgon old bean, I think it's either time to retire this one, or to start going through all those resumes you must have acquired over the years.

My question is how did you find this out?

You did a search for the word or something and only his posts came up?

Pretty funny no matter what, reminds me of my dad with his little quips he won't let go.

Can I has sexatary ?

Yes, u can haz sexatary

Is there a certain post or flag limit before one can get one of these "sexataries"?
I only ask because I need some help collating my files and such.
Also are they spouse friendly, that is they are purely business right?