posted on Oct, 27 2010 @ 10:26 AM
i was grilling steaks when there was a flash of light, looked down, the steak was done, took a bite and grew a third eye ON A STALK coming from the
middle of my forehead, rotated my stalk eye up toward the moon AND IT FELL, boom and the world was covered in white dust, i took a deep breath and
blue flames raced across the sky, spiders scrambled across my front lawn trailing silk and bugs looked up dying, stuck, wondering, "is this another
birth or am I being CONSUMED... by WHAT?" and the mailman stopped at the box, dazed, taking the electricity bills and leaving glossy advertisements
for VACUM CLEANERS.