posted on Sep, 29 2010 @ 03:02 PM
so you say someone just gave it to you it cost you nothing? Who are you kidding? its your wifes and girl friends who want to keep it illagle . Once
you relize just how much money you would save by just paying up front you would drop her and she knows that lol.
lets compare pricing shell we. Hooker ( ok top of the line ) 1000$ NO recurring fea involved and you get it then and there.
Ok Girl friend (we start there because you dont get marred that day lol( well unless your in vages lol.
anyway Night one Dinner and a movie (assuming you are not cheep lol ) 100$ drop her at door get a peck on cheek (cost of kiss 100$ ) lol
Date two through 20 each date costing a average of 75$ plus she just had to take you to the mall 5 of thous times adding in another 550$ so you
Finly get a little ( cost well heck hitting 3k )
Ok now its gets expensive you marry the girl ( cost of wedding 7000$) ( YOU tried to elope lol)
Ok now home sweet home ( 120,000$ a nice car for her b day 20,000$ ) a wardrobe ( 4000$ 0 She thinks your cheep)
well now come the baby ( ok to give you time to stop crying ill stop adding te cost .
needless to say in the first two years with this woman you could have payed for A Lifetime of top of the line call girls and saved all thous
arguments to boot .
Yes you are correct she gave it to you all right lolololoolol