Cheers from Downunder

G'day mate,
Crikey, would ya flamin well shud up and chuck another shrimp on the barbie?

Yes, I'm new here, from Australia and DO NOT talk like that, so please don't ask me to say "Crikey"..
I'll leave that to a since past star that had more appeal than brains...Though he did do a lot of good work.

Why am I here? To learn and hopefully share some opinions.

I don't outright believe in UFOs but think there is life other than here on Earth.
I don't think the WTC collapsed due to nukes,lasers,holograms or ET, but I don't believe the OS either.
I think most poloticians lie and anything we see in MSM is because they planned it.
I think we are turned against many countries not for the reasons given,WMD,nuclear weapons etc, but because of a different agenda of TPTB.

I also think the US is Israel's little biatch

Anyways, I hope I can share some thoughts and make some friends, well atleast more friends than enemies would be good...

All the best,Cmajor

Hey there Oz from down under,

I am an ozzie too. Byron Bay. Been lurking here for a few years, registered about 6 months ago but still haven't really posted anything.

Welcome to ATS, lol...it's a wild old wacky world, isn't it?

Maxybon

reply to post by Cmajor

G'day mate,
Crikey, would ya flamin well shud up and chuck another shrimp on the barbie?

Yes, I'm new here, from Australia and DO NOT talk like that, so please don't ask me to say "Crikey"..

I was about to call disinfo agent or something...because an aussie wouldn't use the term shrimp.

Welcome.

reply to post by maxybon


Sure is..I'm unsure if its worthwhile booking my 2013 cruise..I hear the fares are cheap if you pay in advance..

reply to post by CHA0S

I was about to call disinfo agent or something...because an aussie wouldn't use the phrase shrimp.

lol, yeah.I'm not sure if we were pandering to the american market or having a go at them...
Afterall, their prawns are more like our shrimps

Thanks for the welcome

Is your name not Bruce then?



Welcome!

Gday mate!!

I am not aussie, but your feared oponent on the sports field.

I thought all aussies spoke like Steve Irwin? He was gold!!

Anyway welcome mate, and please inject some of that aussie wit on here

VVV

G'day cmajor.

We have a healthy contingent of Aussies here, and we can hold our heads pretty high. Welcome to the team, and welcome to ATS. See you on the board!

IRM

reply to post by davespanners


lol, very funny..But Aussies dont drink Fosters..Its crap, thats why we export it!!
I'd like to think us aussies are good at laughing at ourselves..
Screw this politically correct BS...I wasn't upset that Humprey B Bear didn't wear pants..
Fact is, I've seen many koalas and none of them wore pants..

reply to post by Cmajor


Cmajor.....

G'day mate!

Don't listen to any of 'em.....

I'm the best Aussie around here!

Cheers slacker!
Maybe...maybe not

reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep

I am not aussie, but your feared oponent on the sports field.

I thought all aussies spoke like Steve Irwin? He was gold!!

lol, Rugby aint an aussie sport..We play AFL
But you guys are scary..

No alas, we don't all share Steve's vast vocabulary...
BTW, he did wonders for the enviroment but in all honesty, he was an idiot..
Who shoves their face infront of a cobra with nothing more than sunglasses on?
What is that really telling our kids??
Sorry, I'd rather my kids didn't see his silly antics..

And thanks for the welcome.

reply to post by Maybe...maybe not

Don't listen to any of 'em.....

I'm the best Aussie around here

lol, that comment puts you high on my caution list..

thanks mate..

Welcome to ATS.

Another Aussie here, inland from Brisvegas in what I like to call an area with a very shallow gene pool.

Love it.. "G'day Bruce, how are ya Bruce. Nar Poo...."

One of my favourite Python moments for it's ridiculousness. Such a pity we are so politically correct these days isn't it?

reply to post by Cmajor


Cmajor.....

I think we've already met!

Cheers again
Maybe...maybe not

reply to post by Tayesin

Another Aussie here, inland from Brisvegas in what I like to call an area with a very shallow gene pool.

Thanks for the welcome mate..
Away from the cities is a great place to be...
Its just a pity not many wives feel the same way.

Us lesser halves must do as we are told and stay near the attractions...
Ahh for a country life..Slow and peacefull..

reply to post by Maybe...maybe not


How true...

Welcome back Cynical Major!

Behave this time aight?

reply to post by Chadwickus


what, not sure what you mean but I always behave...

If thats a welcome, thanks