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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Originally posted by sassyncute
Now we have this stupid word for certain types of men - METROSEXUAL.
1994 called, it wants its colloquialisms back.
First Known Use of COLLOQUIALISM
1810
merriam-webster
Real Men use a comb through their hair as opposed to metrosexuals who use loads of hair gel and stand in front of the mirror for nine hours a day.
Real Men are not afraid to fart or burp when needed and even share this triumph with their spouse as opposed to the metrosexual who will hold it till he can run to the little girls room and fart in private.
Real Men lift weights in a run down gym that smells of piss and puke as opposed to metrosexuals that use spas and nice clean gyms with cardio equipment.
Real Men take a shower when needed as opposed to metrosexuals who shower fifty five times a day not caring that in Africa a baby may only get one thimble full of water a week.
Real Men do not do modeling as opposed to metrosexuals that actually seek out agencies who will to take them on to have semi naked photoshoots.
Real Men discuss power tools and lifting achievements as opposed to metrosexual who discuss fashion and condom flavors.
Real men are tough and don't cry over everything as opposed to sissified men including metrosexuals who cry whenever they get the chance.
Originally posted by Nventual
reply to post by ljtg123
I've actually NEVER paseed wind around a girlfriend or female friend.
Originally posted by sassyncute
Originally posted by Nventual
reply to post by ljtg123
I've actually NEVER paseed wind around a girlfriend or female friend.
Ha Ha! this is exactly what I mean. A "man" can't even say the word fart. He has to use the phrase "passed wind".
What a joke. You see all these Metrosexual are really homosexuals that are just two steps inside the closet!!
Originally posted by 23refugee
One might opine that were your husband a real man, he'd finally put his foot down and you'd be in the kitchen doing something constructive instead of posting anachronistic opinion pieces on the web.
Sure, dinner's ready and the house looks clean, but if you've had a brat on each hip all day, you probably smell like a diaper. Maybe he'd appreciate it if you spent this free time dolling yourself up a bit. Fairies aren't the only ones that benefit from a bit of pampering.