posted on Sep, 23 2010 @ 08:08 AM
Sad News
Not only is THIS sad news, but my donut bakery is in the HOLE. My ink factory is in the RED. But. my LARD processing plant is showing FAT PROFITS!
Oh, well.............
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The
Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but
his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie,
but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model
for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and
take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having
a crumby day and kneads a lift.
"Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer"
"A good friend is someone who knows you're a good egg, even if you're a little cracked"
IN GOD WE TRUST