Warning to all Zombies in Minnesota...

...You will be arrested on site! Fear not though, because the City Attorney of Minneapolis will give you $50,000 for your trouble!

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Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies

The Minneapolis city attorney's office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. The payout, approved by the City Council on Friday, settles a federal lawsuit the seven filed after they were arrested and jailed for two days

Had this only happened several years ago...they would have fit in perfectly with Jesse Ventura's campaign team.



[edit on 24-8-2010 by vimanarider]

lol i wonder what the judge was thinking lol
this is a PERFECT example on how i think our education system has failed us all living here in this country, lowering passing grades jsut ot get us all through. how does one give a flesh and brain out of control violent zombie money not like it cares. now maybe a wheelbarrow of doanted human brians as money* maybe... but unikley as they would simply overrun and take yuors too to digest
really,this law is less than childish at best an 'no brains' i suppose if i lived thier, i could dress up like a zombie and at like one, see if i get any money or not outta it! might as well be halloween 24/7 then thier

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That's $25,000 dollars a day for wearing a Halloween costume to jail.


This is a failure of the legal system in awarding unfair amounts to reward a mistake.

It is also a failure in your judgment to start slandering Jesse Ventura, he's a true patriot and put his life on the line to tell the truth.

Originally posted by zzombie
It is also a failure in your judgment to start slandering Jesse Ventura, he's a true patriot and put his life on the line to tell the truth.

Not really sure where I slandered JV?!?! You must not know that much about the patriot you are trying to "defend' or else you would realize, my comment was an allusion to his penchant for the over the top, absurd, in your face, theatrical, and over all attention grabbing way in which he ran his campaign and his tenure.

What, there are zombies in Minnesota, I better not go there. Are the zombies being arrested for being dead or for other crimes. If they are being arrested just because they are dead, thats discrimination, they should pay the poor victims of discrimination, I mean how would you like to be the living dead?