'Tortured' potatoes more nutritious say scientists

Its 3 am and now I want some fried taters with onions and garlic, yummy. That's not too shocking is it?

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
If you think electroshock treatment is bad, you should hear those taters scream when you cut their eyes out.

(was i really the first to say it?)

Exposing plants to shock via various tortures tends to boost flavor and potency. This is not surpising in the least. It would explain how populations can survive in scarcer times, if the food stock is more nutritional. It is an important model for us to pay attention to.

funny!

CLEAR!


so how long do you think it took people to figure that out?

reply to post by Grey Magic


using a battery powered $3 dollar "muscle massager" from ebay you can do this at home..
or a ultrasonic cleaning device for $20

I wonder if the CIA has tried waterboarding potatoes...?
You know, on the weekends for fun...
While they are doing the dope that doesn't crash in Mexico...
Potatoes are quite easy to catch, and don't tell tales out of school...
Perfect for training the typical modern candidate for public service...
And you can dress them up any way you want...
for realism sakes

Then you can eat the evidence....
after you have fried their little brains
win win win
ya know?

Hmm... I wonder if using these potatoes to make the vodka would make the following morning easier on the stomach?

reply to post by fooks


I don't think many people actually got it. Funny thing about old jokes....young people often haven't heard them. LOL.

To the poster asking about vodka...to make it easier on your hangover you have to improve the filtering process. More pure vodka=less hangover.

Antioxidants or not.