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Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
Gates to Hell? YeaH, THEY exist, its called the New Jersey Border. Cross it, and your in hell, NJ is a big sewer!
Originally posted by Jennilee
this reminds me of a urban legend about the stairway to hell in the cemetary of maltby washington. i grew up with sotries of these supposed stairs in a cemetary nearby to where my hometown is...the story goes that at dark when you go to the stairs and you get to the bottom stair(which i think is thirteen) your flashlight goes out and the next step your in hell..I never did find out if it was true or not, I was way too darn scared to get down the first step. never went back...Now my curriousity is quirked again with the post on the gates to hell....
It is called safety. A funny fact about New Jersey is that it has the most commuters "per capita" of any state and also the lowest motor vehicle fatality rate. It means that driving in New Jersey, even during rush hour, is far safer than driving in any other state where the human population exceeds livestock.
Originally posted by Gazrok
WTF is with having concrete barriers in the center of your highway, with no frickin' U-Turn ability?
I am pretty sure we do that precisely to piss off the outsiders. As a driver in New Jersey, you navigate, like the old days, by using a time keeping device, dead reckoning, and dumb luck.
Originally posted by Gazrok
All this combined with 8" diameter signs, denoting an exit, but only 10' before you're supposed to turn.
Interstate 95 is a road that defies all logic in New Joysee. Notice the mile numbers. Notice how they randomly go up and down. Notice how if you are on I-95 North, somehow you end up on I-295 south and if you are on I-95 South you end up on I-295 North? If it isn't clear by now, I-95 in New Joysee was planned out by Hitler.