Who would you like to see be abducted by ET?

OK then, let's have some fun. Maybe your ex spouse or boss. What about a political figure?

This has to be a real shock episode in someone's life. Give a list of names you would like to see it happen to.

Lol funny idea for a thread. Ide have to say my sister because we've been getting in alot of arguments lately.

Joseph Alois Ratzinger AKA the Pope

Who wouldn't want to see him come back completely confused out of his mind, blubbering to fellows tales of being on a spacecraft!

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But it would be funnier with a big shot blow hard politician. I feel that your sister is OK, in her own way.

Me

Ever since my mother showed up in Earth orbit, they've avoided me like the plague. I sorta miss the off-world trips and they're cute little grey, bald heads.

Originally posted by Republican08
Joseph Alois Ratzinger AKA the Pope

Who wouldn't want to see him come back completely confused out of his mind, blubbering to fellows tales of being on a spacecraft!

I am Catholic. I was an altar boy. My mother serves donuts, cake and punch after services each Sunday. I drive her there, and pick her up. But I am not offended by your suggestion. But no, the Pope can't be on the list.

Temporarily -

Mr. T -- "I ain't gonna get on no spaceship, sucka! I pity the fool that tries to put me on one!"

R. Lee Ermey -- "What kind of pansy outfit is this? Are you eyeballin' me you little jackwagon? Speak up! Sound off like you got a pair!"

The Big Show -- Just to see how many greys he can bear-hug at one time.

And, at the risk of being a little crude (OK very crude) the G**ts** guy, if you know who I'm talking about, you'll probably know why.

Originally posted by AnthraAndromda
Me

Ever since my mother showed up in Earth orbit, they've avoided me like the plague. I sorta miss the off-world trips and they're cute little grey, bald heads.

You have guts! And you are braver than I am.

We have fun with a thread. The point is that they can reach anyone.

No kidding.

Green Eyed Leo..

just cause i think she would give us a great report!

Woot!

Originally posted by chorizo4
OK then, let's have some fun. Maybe your ex spouse or boss. What about a political figure?

This has to be a real shock episode in someone's life. Give a list of names you would like to see it happen to.

By what kind of ET? Benevolent or malevolent???

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How about another year like 2007? Why not? Who has the stroke? Who?

I would like to get abducted that is if I could strike a deal with the "aliens" as along as they don't stick their anal probes and stuff then I would like to be some kinda "Para-Human". I mean it would be totally cool if they made me "irresistible" to women(only hot ones), keep me eternally young and good looking with some "Pill" or alien technology(yeda yeda yeda).

Other things to be considered

1)Minty cool ice breath
2)X-Ray Vision, totally important
3)Power to be invisible so I can play pranks and stuff
4)If they could gimme a plasma pistol, that would be awesome too
5)Force choke....hehe
6)Unbreakable skeleton and the ability to regenerate limbs and stuff among other totally awesome things.




[edit on 27-7-2010 by Leonardo01]

The aliens should abduct:

Lebron
James

[edit on 28-7-2010 by chorizo4]

HEY , WHAT DO YO REALLY WANST TO KNOW, LETS GET PERSONAL.

Originally posted by pirhanna
The aliens should abduct:

Lebron
James

One more time, for free, like 2007. In case you missed it last time.

This costs a few bucks.-------------------PC.

Originally posted by chorizo4

Originally posted by pirhanna
The aliens should abduct:

Lebron
James

One more time, for free, like 2007. In case you missed it last time.

This costs a few bucks.-------------------PC.

This is just confusing.
What are you blathering about?

I would gladly go. Be they malevolent or nice.

Hopefully they would be nice.

In my wildest dreams they would endow me with the ultimate
defensive weapon. A gravitational force-field pod, that would keep
me safe from all attack so I could ease my way up beside
some of the movers and shakers of this world and set them
straight.

My ex-wife...

(but they would bring her back after a week of nagging)

The Pope can't be on the list.
Cause he`s the main one.