SCOOP : SWISS WANTS TO INVADE IRAQ BEFORE USA :

swissinfo.org...

if only i could read swiss, or whatever language that is it would be an interesting read i'm sure.

Oh, like they will? Bush is so trigger-happy we'll be in by next week. Iraq will be gone, and everyone will be happy. Besides, since when did Switzerland have a standing army?

Signing off,
HLW

aaaah that must be where they hid the Nazi gold.....

with their cool knives, and then be able to open a can of beans, and use the magnifying glass to start a cookfire, and then flip out the spoon and chow down!!!

...then the Swiss will be able to use their cool knife to un-cork a bottle of French wine in celebration of their victory...not.

Nans, your English may be improving but your topics remain dumbfounding albeit humorous.

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I think the Swiss are trying to get a little attention .

oh god this reminds me way too much of an old Izzard sketch involving the swiss guards defending the vatican... something along the lines that no one could attack guards wearing pajamas because they would be too busy laughing.

But I don't trust swiss army knives - yes you can open a can of beans.... IN A WEEK!

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...then the Swiss will be able to use their cool knife to un-cork a bottle of French wine in celebration of their victory...not.

Nans, your English may be improving but your topics remain dumbfounding albeit humorous.

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my thoughts exactly. I only posted here because it seemed a ridiculous post. nans, try harder to come up with interesting posts, please. hey, we might accept you as a member if you do.

Signing off,
HLW

arc,

Eddie Izzard did a show in San Fransisco which was taped for HBO a while back. It was fantastic!!...and the show was really funny too.

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deleted - eddie also did a show in Paris entirely in french, and the french laughed too!

perhaps we can find common ground with Nans

arc,

Caterpillar couldn't provide enough earth moving equipment for me to find common ground with Nans.

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Originally posted by AegisFang
if only i could read swiss, or whatever language that is it would be an interesting read i'm sure.

" L'ONU a une nouvelle fois sollicit� la Suisse pour qu�elle envoie un contingent en Irak. Afin d'apporter un soutien logistique � la mission de ses inspecteurs en d�sarmement. "

" Once again, the UN has asked to Switzerland to send a new military contingent in Irak. This contingent would have to bring a supply help to the UN disarmament inspectors teams. "

Originally posted by High_Lord_Warrior

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...then the Swiss will be able to use their cool knife to un-cork a bottle of French wine in celebration of their victory...not.
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my thoughts exactly. I only posted here because it seemed a ridiculous post. nans, try harder to come up with interesting posts, please. hey, we might accept you as a member if you do.

Signing off,
HLW

Deleted : Swiss make their own wine (That pops and as more the test of a grappwine soda than a red wine). Also, in swiss, hemp is legalized and swiss smoke more than they drink, even militaries.

HLW : 1st) It was humours ! I'm on a swiss web-portal and everyday I log on, I see articles like that : Swiss stall on UN conventions against terrorism, Switzerland tightens the noose on terrorists, Swiss weapons inspector praises Iraqi compliance, Swiss say it�s �too early� for war... Because I cant post you all articles about the swiss interventions in IRAQ crisis, I simply send you this one.

And swiss humour is a little bit special !

most elusive and deceptive country out there. What I mean is that it is so geographically inclined to it's effectiveness of harboring the country in safe natrual barriers. I mean how many different people and peoples fled there to aviod persacution from their rulers or other thieves of freedom??? The Zionist Movement supposedly started there, according to offical belief or teahing here in America. Yet many know it really started many years before that, and many will dispute where those Jews thought this Zionist Movement was taking them. Most people know the root of the Israelits is in the land of Zion. Yet Zion is vague and in a biblical teachings it is consumed by the radicals who contort it to their mold. If one looks into the root of the Jewish people, one will find the came from the ancient land of Ur and other people even say the Caucasus Mountains are the actual origions of that race. It also said that there is a gateway to the center of the earth there. Ever wonder why the rebels in chechnya disapear??? Well I wonder the same things about Switzerland.