Ok, I'm officially BAD!

best fun I've ever had with them is inviting them in and then trying to sell them my junk, let them speak every once in a while but just KEEP bringing the topic back to your overly enthusiastic sales pitch.

Haha, funniest thing I've read in a while.

Get a notepad for next time, and write down an interesting thing every once in a while haha.

Thanks mate. I'm smiling broad now.

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my reaction would be, "Hey, do you believe in extra-terrestrials?!" and we'd end up in a long discussion about all the data floating around in our heads on the topic.

All I get from this is there are lots of children in adults bodies posting here.

Mods, you have got to be kidding. In what way is this not a BTS topic?

To the people who are saying things like "it's not funny to make fun of others beliefs" or "this isnt funny" you obviously don't get it... It's not about making fun of their beliefs it's about people who are subjecting you to something you don't want part of by subjecting them to your humor and to see the human reaction to something strange, which is often funny.

I used to walk around town and down the highways when I was a teenager in all black with a hoodie and one of those white Japanese Kabuki masks that look like the human figure without any expression and are quite creepy, just to see the reaction of people, and most of the time I got dirty looks, but some people would honk and be like "HELL YEA!" because they understood what I was doing.

a cmon man,i appretiate that you love to have fun like me,but why the jehowa witnes dudes. remember the thread about demons that one member sayd that the demons were scared of the jehova witnesses? i wouldnt joke with people who can make the demons go away

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I like how your both equally tolerant of one another. One person wants to talk about his beleifs and the other person likes to wear a grey alien mask when he listens to said beleifs. Nice balance to life I approve...

I always let these guys in for a serious debate aabout their religion.

In fairness [no masks or mickey taking] they are usually so ovewrhelmed by someone being nice and letting them in , they don't know what to do next and freeze.

In fairness, religion is a mind control but they seem happy so can I mock it?

I sometimes think as a male, I enjoy being shallow and not deep, likewise, if whatever they have believe brings them true peace can it really be mocked [and I am a fundamental agnostic]

next time you should answer the door and hand them a smokey bong then say ill be right back and leave the door open to your drunk naked friends lying around the floors singing 'bad to the bone.'



i dont know where this thread is going, but hey. i do understand the concept of bible bashers harassing peoples homes and privacy.

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One Saturday morning, my brother-in-law took off his clothes and threw them in the washer just as the religion peddlers showed up at his door. What else was he to do?

They never returned.

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it's funny but alot of the people who end up knocking at your door, were probably naked bong smokers themselves at one time. would be hilarious if someone pulled this and the person was like... "oh dude, you need use a better bong. that one has a metal bowl."

sorry but it's pretty naive to think people of faith were born that way

reminds me of the guys who think female christians have never seen a naked man before (even though they may have 7 kids and a hubby!) yep we get pregnant via osmosis! oh, and that christian women are frigid prudes. that one always tickles me. ohmygosh naked man smoking bong run for the hills!

I love to invite Jehovas Witneses in when they knock on my door. It's allways fun to ask them about the (only) 144.000 that will be allowd to enter the New Jerusalem. The essential question is; How are they selected? There has obviousely been more than 144.000 members/believers to this day, so how are they selected???? Is this on a first come, first served basis or is this some kind of Jehovas doomsday lottery???

It's so funny to ask them, as none of them to this day has come up with a good explanation.

There is also so many things that you can tell and explain to them about everything, from why their founder Charles Taze Russell used the masonic York Rite symbol on everything including his grave stone, to other topics popular here on ATS.... Actually they don't seem to know much about anything.

Hmmmm... Wonder why those JW's never want to stay...???

Deny ignorance!!!

Cobra mentioned it, but I have done just that. Answeared the door with my bong in my hand. Asked them to come in and sit. They did. I fired up and proceeded to pass. Both refussed my hospitality.

Another time I answeared the door in a robe, and they asked if they could come in , I said ,"sure, just getting ready to jump in the shower with my wife, why dont you join us?" Right on cue my wife yells from the upstairs, "Are they joining us or what?" She is a pranker like myself and heard what I said and played right along. They left in a hurry. LOL

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A number of years back some friends and i got utterly tired of the Jehovas witnesses knocking on our doors. Every single week they would come around and so we decided to make a plan when my parents were on holiday (we were young).

We drew salt pentagrams on the floor in the living room, lit candles, used fake blood etc and wore nice long cloaks. When they knocked we invited them in saying "yes yes, we need two more". They came in, walked into the room and were obviously stunned. They still sat down and tried talking to us, 5 minutes later one of my friends started sharpening a knife in the background and they quickly made to leave.

That was a fun night.

I don't care what religious views someone has, obviously i think those views are stupid but it's up to them, i do however take issue with them knocking on my door every week -.-

In the last few years they're started again, maybe i should organise another ritual

For all the partypoopers getting so shocked and offended, wow! Think about it: in my case, these people come onto my property unasked and uninvited. They are very pushy and try to shove their religious views down my throat. They come at least once a week, and very early in the morning (always on the one day I get to sleep in, I might add!) As I've said, I told them I worshipped Satan just to try and scare them off, but it was a no go. I try to ignore them now, but once, this lady came with a five year old girl. I looked out my window and saw them and felt guilty, I thought perhaps their car had broken down. But no, it was a ploy to get me to open the door. Same scenario a few months later, except instead of a little girl it was a girl with down syndrome.

No amount of polite refusals or outrageous statements can make these people take a hint, nor can a "no soliciting sign"! It almost seems like harassment. If they are going to have the tenacity to walk onto my property, knock on my door and tell me that my religious views are wrong and theirs are right, then they damn well should be able to take any odd behavior I dish out!

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oh you don't know pushy! pushy is when, while you're trying to do your job in a loud, noisy, polluted factory, someone drops a bra on your head from a work platform 10 ft up. or when someone pastes pallet tags on your nipples and he's old enough to be your grandfather, and you're just a young lady trying to do a hard job. then there's the hustler magazine centerfold on your work station. and the guy sniffing everywhere you sit, and panting like a dog. now THAT's pushy.



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Originally posted by undo
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oh you don't know pushy! pushy is when, while you're trying to do your job in a loud, noisy, polluted factory, someone drops a bra on your head from a work platform 10 ft up. or when someone pastes pallet tags on your nipples and he's old enough to be your grandfather, and you're just a young lady trying to do a hard job. then there's the hustler magazine centerfold on your work station. and the guy sniffing everywhere you sit, and panting like a dog. now THAT's pushy.



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Umm...that sounds more than pushy. That sounds like sexual harassment.

Awesome!!!! I love it. Reminds me of my census visit.

I opened my door on my way out to find a census worker
who was just about to knock. As I opened the door, I kind of froze
as I was completely caught off guard. She introduced herself and
all I could do was grab my stomach and scream, "Diarrhea". I slammed
the door and groaned so friggin loud and made crying noises on the other
side of the door. I then screamed, "Now is not a good time" and continued to
scream in agony.

Never saw her again.

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NO ONE mentions the mask? lol .. I got an awesome mental picture of this ..

Surely someone would say something..

The last time the men in suits came to my door I was very, very, very enthusiastic about it.. so enthusiastic I left the old man that was accompanying the younger man completely speechless.. I even walked them down my drive way, waving enthusiastically. Haven't seen em since then. They had been coming to my house every other week since I moved in.. being mean wasn't deterring em.