A Possible Elixer Of Life??

"To make the Elixir of life

Prep. Time: 7 months

Ingredients:

*8oz Pure unadulterated sea salt
*Slightly less than 1quart Morning dew collected in May and June during the full moon in glass jar only, collect from clean vegetation or hang a sealed bag of ice over glass bowl overnight, or if your lucky enough or capable enough, a condensator would be very nice. Start collection @2AM and retrieve before first light. If it is exposed to direct sunlight just drink it and try again.
*infrared or cooking thermometer
*2 tsp Holy water blessed from morning dew
*1 1/2 quart glass flask
*mortar and pestal (stone or ceramic)
*1 quart glass jar in good condition clear
*Crock pot
*Enough clean sand to fill crock pot
*1 coffee filter

1. Combine holy water and morning dew, never let this mixture get warmer than 70F until step 5.

2. Using mortar and pestal powder sea salt until you have 1 cup of powdered salt.

3. Add 1 tsp at a time salt to holy water and morning dew mixture. Until no more dissolves. Then set aside shaking occasionally
and adding more salt when none is visible, until after 4 days there is little salt remaining at bottom.

4. Put mixture into a flask until flask is 2/3 full, stopper must seal completely and not easily come off.

5. Using water bath in crock pot or using heating pad heat mixture to 110F - 120F check with infrared thermometer if you have one on hand otherwise use a cooking thermometer. The temperature in flask will be approximately 10F cooler than the pad or water bath (Balneo Mary Bath). Let sit for 40-50 days. A dark black substance will begin to form after a week or so.

6. Heat sand in crock pot to 200F This may take a few days to adjust to get right temperature as the sand will take time to adjust to temperature change so get this started well before your ready to put flask in here. Do not boil.

7. Remove flask from heating pad or water bath and place in crock pot filled with sand. Leave sit for 14- 17 days. The black substance will turn grey and coagulate.

8. Within 2 days time return to Balneo Mary Bath and let sit for 2 weeks. During this time the salts will dissolve, putrefy, then dissolve again.

9. Return to sand bath for another 2 weeks then Balneo Mary Bath again. Repeat 5 times (2 weeks water, 2 weeks sand) and the salts will be snow white. The last Balneo Mary Bath leave sit until 1/3 of the salts have dissolved back into the water.

10. Filter and the remaining water is The Elixir of Life the Alkahest and Philosophical mercury.

11. Take 5 drops orally. Although I don't know if you ever have to take it again.

A word of caution: If you take this your life will never be the same and you will never return to the state you are currently in. You WILL see things that you never knew existed some good some very bad. Other entities that you are unable to see now will become clear, so you must be fully prepared to accept these facts. "



now i didnt write this, i came across it sometime ago and whilst cleaning out a few folders on my desktop i found it again. i wonder has anyone ever heard of this before and possibly have you tried it?>??

I mean no offence but why is this in the Science & Technology forum?
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reply to post by john_bmth


\well i thought with the ingredients and the instructions it would belong here as it would be a scientific experiment to see if it worked or not booyah

OMG!!! Tooo funny!

Now, I am going to have to wait a whole year to collect these dew drops. Im 100 % sure I am not going to try this but its still fun and interesting. Where did you find this and do you have any more? Got any potions for E.D.?

reply to post by kenny71


To be honest with you i couldnt tell you where i got it, its been on my hard drive for a few years now, ill have a hunt though and see if i can find it again for you, just so there is a source and people dont thin im making it up haha.

As for more potions, i must apologise, never been very big into that kind of thing, like i said i just came across this again on my hard drive and figured people here might find it interesting

So if i take this, I am not going to end up on a random beach in tijuana the next day, right?

reply to post by Free4Ever2


Touché

To the
OP:
Alchemy

That sounds like this guys first book, which he took off after the second edition came out.

Originally posted by Maddogkull
So if i take this, I am not going to end up on a random beach in tijuana the next day, right?

Wouldn't that be a plus to the elixir? Hell I might take it if that was the only effect...