Some Good, Some Bad and then Some Ugly Quotes from the Star Wars Universe

STAR WARS - QUOTE WARS

While browsing thru the Star Wars Wikia, i came across the quotes page - some good quotes, some bad quotes and then some ugly quotes...have a look...

This is originally posted on my blog The sandman Chronicles

These quotes are from the STAR WARS UNIVERSE that consists of the movies, cartoons, books, video games, board games, RPG games et al.

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Lead a frugal Life, Dude! Have no fear!!

"Possessions are burdens. What you have can always be taken away, so wealth breeds fear." - Jacen Solo

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Simply say…Death is the end

"What begins, ends.
What is born, dies.
All that is made can be un-made.
Dark has no meaning without light,
And for all living things
there is the final
silence."

―"Life's Memories" by Soshu Londahl (translated from the Ithorese)

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Wise!! Think, Analyze!! Get evidence!! OR you will die soon, Dude!!

«Assumption is the first step to a shallow grave.»

―Basic translation of Saltan valoramosa n telvalk mord

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Friendship Pays!!

"There are many realities in the universe, some of them quite harsh. One reality that is inescapable is that there is nothing more valuable than a friend. More than food, more than shelter, and more than weaponry, an ally can save your life."
―Qui-Gon Jinn, helping the Wookiees resist the Trade Federation

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Too Good an Insult!!

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
―Qui-Gon Jinn, to Jar Jar Binks


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Art of War- ish Type Quotes!!!

"Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place."
―Qui-Gon Jinn

"Politics is simply the continuation of war by other means."
―Mandalore the Ultimate, misquoting Clausewitz

"To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best."

―Kreia, speaking of the Sith Triumvirate

"Direct action is not always the best way. It is a far greater victory to make another see through your eyes than to close theirs forever."
―Kreia

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On Trouble!!

"When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you."
―Plo Koon

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A Wonderful Play on the “Usual Suspects”

"Round up the usual species."

―Pol Haus

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No more Mr/Ms/Mrs. Nice person

"I always play fair. Exactly as fair as my opponents."

―Mara Jade

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Inspirational Quote, By Jove!!

"Seize the day, and you have the day. But wait for the right day to seize, and you will seize entire lifetimes."
―Kla, Sith historian


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Come On Dude, Lets Drink Up!!

"Drink it down, boys, for the black of space is cold. Drink it down, boys, for it's always better to live hard and die young than live not and die old."
―Khedryn Faal, reciting an old spacers' toast

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Seriously Good advice!!

"The only advice I'll give you when you're in the jungle, shoot anything that moves. Then shoot the things that don't move, just to be sure."
―Kex

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Observation on Youth…..isnt everone a youth once in his/her life?? Lol!!

"You know the problem with the youth of today? They're young!"―Jolee Bindo

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Love!! Love leads to Light!!

"Love doesn't lead to the dark side. Passion can lead to rage and fear, and can be controlled... but passion is not the same thing as love. Controlling your passions while being in love... that's what they should teach you to beware. But love itself will save you... not condemn you."
―Jolee Bindo, to Revan, when discussing love

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Observation on a bad job done

"Never send a man out to do a rabbit's job."

―Jaxxon

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Never mess with this guy

"No one's ever lied to me twice."

―Jango Fett

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Crime & Punishment

Leia: "History decides who's a criminal, Jacen."

Caedus: "No, the law decides who's a criminal. History just forgives them."

―Leia Organa Solo and Darth Caedus

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Good observation

"Random evolution should never have been entrusted with intelligence."
―I-5YQ, observing a very drunk Lorn Pavan

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Funny

Pavan: "Hey, what happened to the door?"

I-5YQ: "It appears to have had a disagreement with somebody."

―Lorn Pavan and I-5YQ, viewing the handiwork of Darth Maul

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Lord, he is serious!! lol

"State your name before you die."

―Grievous

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Get to the point, Mister!!

Corran: "If you have a point to make, make it."

—Corran Horn



Battles have to be fought!!

"Some fights must be fought whether you believe you can win them or not."
―Finis Valorum

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Very Dirt harry-ish

"Go ahead, life form—make my operation cycle."

―E522 assassin droid

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Yeah. If you don’t surrender, you will die!!

"Surrender. It will hurt less."

―Bounty hunter Dhidal Nyz, to psychotic Jedi Knight Valin Horn

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Routinely Digs his own grave!!

"Your ability to talk people into wanting to kill you borders on some kind of Jedi thing, you know that?"
―Derek "Hobbie" Klivian, on Wes Janson

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Death & Remembrance!! Chose!!

"It's good to be remembered as a martyr without actually having to be dead, wouldn't you say?"
―Dash Rendar, to LE-BO2D9, after the Battle of Falleen's Fist

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Hmmm…makes for a great line for a villain!!

"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…"
―Darth Plagueis

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Still confused on who is the Fool!!

"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
―Obi-Wan Kenobi, to Han Solo

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Just Do It!! Seems Nike found their Catchphrase with Yoda!!

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

―Jedi Master Yoda

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Hear that, all u soldiers? Now wear your Pink ballerina dresses and shoes..and dance!!

"A warrior who cannot dance? Clumsy in both war and peace he is."
―Yoda

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Source of All Quotes - Star Wars Wikia - Quotes

How about these quotes?

Sexual innuendo in the Star Wars Movies:

A NEW HOPE
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'


THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

'Control, control, you must learn control!'


RETURN OF THE JEDI

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

'In time you will call me master.'

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'