Science proves beer goggles really do exist

When i was going through a stage of on line dating, most of my dates would result in me getting pretty leathered. The advantage was that as the night wore on, I some how managed to fit the face of my date to a celebrity that they may of only had the slightest resemblence to. It's just a shame when you wake up in the morning, hung over, lying next to someone you dont remember looking like they did last night. Taxi

reply to post by The Wave




Over their dead bodies. That's a good laugh for me today. Thanks.

I don't need a scientific investigation to let me know about beer goggles. Got my first experience in 10th grade. Gasp, when I saw who I had been with, the next day, I thought, no way!!! But, apparantly she had much more beer than me, since I heard a few days later she said, "What? You gotta be kidding me. With him?"

Last fall at a reunion of classmates, I was looking through a yearbook and saw a photo of the gal. And I thought, hey, she was kind of cute. Yeah, I was wearing the goggles again.

Don't need no stinking science to tell me what I already am too aware of...LMAO I have a cheapy Oakley pair of beer goggles I got from the local swap meet.

I hate to spoil any surprises for anybody, but next week this same group of scientists is going to release another ground breaking study that says men lie to women in order to get sex.

reply to post by hotpinkurinalmint


Hi!

Ssssshhhhh!

Second line (Keep quiet!) And by the way.... this is implausible!

Peace!

reply to post by hotpinkurinalmint


We really need to silence these clowns now.
second line

reply to post by jibeho


The homeliest woman
Can look like a queen
When you're drunk
And you don't hesitate
So take my advice
And be sure and look twice
And don't make that drunken mistake

... George Hawkes of The Dusty Chaps

reply to post by The Wave


hey Wave I had an aussie girl come north to visit,
she drank double JD and Coke with a twist
I guess I should fear the worst eh?

ah she was aussum

I always knew I was ahead of the times. This time: Science.

I knew about 28 years ago. That is when I conducted my first experiment!

Which usually ended up in bad endings....

But, I kept on experimenting-for years even. Spent A LOT of money on R&D-with not much change in the end result (typically the biggest change in the experiments was the particiapants-oddly enough).



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Anyone who believes that beer goggles don't exist obviously doesn't drink enough!

2nd line

[edit on 8/6/10 by Insomniac]

Originally posted by woodwardjnr
When i was going through a stage of on line dating, most of my dates would result in me getting pretty leathered. The advantage was that as the night wore on, I some how managed to fit the face of my date to a celebrity that they may of only had the slightest resemblence to. It's just a shame when you wake up in the morning, hung over, lying next to someone you dont remember looking like they did last night. Taxi

So you never went to bed with an ugly woman but woke up with a few? I always suspected I knew how that could happen, but now science proves what we already suspected!

Kind of like the study that spent $37,000 on the odor of sweat and concluded that it smells bad, it's kind of nice to have science tell us what we already knew, but kind of expensive too!

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Hi,

Why did I know that Australians might somehow find this thread...well... understandable??

Great link

Peace!

reply to post by Danbones


As long as she wasn't a Wombat? (For non Aussies - this is a strange animal that eats, roots and leaves).

Speaking of Australian wildlife - how much can a Koala bear?

Sorry!

Peace!

reply to post by anon72


Hi,

Even at 60 I'm still experimenting - usually try it the other way but - try at get them p... sorry, merry (plastereed first) the only hope!

I'm sure this was suposed to be a serious thread....?

Peace!

reply to post by Arbitrageur


Hi,

Well on occasion went ot bed with a really strange looking woman...and woke up with the same.... somehow I was always on the floor though....!

On topic....

Whatever it was.... ah yes...women are unfathan....unfathommma..... pretty deep.”

Peace!

[edit on 8-6-2010 by The Wave]

This isn't funny. It is just dumb.
It's one of those "no #" things that make you wonder who bothered to fund such a pointless study and why?

Once again Mythbusters beat you to it ...
en.wikipedia.org...

Was a fun episode also. I recommend looking it up on youtube and watching if you missed it.