Joke!

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
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> > The barman looks at him and says,
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> > "Hang on! You're a duck."
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> > "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
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> > "And you can talk!"
> > Exclaims the barman.
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> > "I see your ears are working, too,"
> > Says the duck.
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> > "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
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> > "Certainly, sorry about that,"
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> > Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
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> > "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing
> > round this way?"
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> > "I'm working on the building site across the road,"
> > Explains the duck.
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> > "I'm a plasterer."
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> > The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn
> > more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his
> > bag and proceeds to read it.
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> > So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids
> > the barman good day and leaves.
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> > The same thing happens for two weeks.
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> > Then one day the circus comes to town.
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> > The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to
> > him
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> > "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that
> > could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
> > sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
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> > "Sounds marvelous,"
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> > says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
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> > "Get him to give me a call."
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> > So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
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> > "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying
> > really good money."
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> > "I'm always looking for the next job,"
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> > Says the duck.
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> > "Where is it?"
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> > "At the circus,"
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> > Says the barman.
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> > "The circus?"
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> > Repeats the duck.
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> > "That's right,"
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> > Replies the barman.
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> > "The circus?"
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> > The duck asks again.
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> > with the big tent?"
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> > "Yeah," the barman replies.
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> > "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in
> > caravans?" says the duck.
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> > "Of course," the barman replies.
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> > "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in
> > the middle?" persists the duck.
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> > "That's right!" says the barman.
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> > The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .......
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> > "What the f.... would they want with a plasterer??!"