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News Anchor: 'So, She's Enjoying Penis A Little Bit More?'

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posted on May, 28 2010 @ 04:43 PM
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News Anchor: 'So, She's Enjoying Penis A Little Bit More?'


www.eurweb.com

*Last week in New Orleans, WGNO News aired a segment about the “G Shot” – an injection of collagen into the base of a woman’s bladder designed to “put sparks back into ladies sex lives.” Or as reporter Catherine Shreves explains...
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posted on May, 28 2010 @ 04:43 PM
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I'm not going to stop laughing for a week straight. Particularly at the reaction of the women there. Like they never heard the word penis before. But still...seriously...Is that REALLY something a news-anchor should be saying on TV? Or no? He was probably thinking "it's not going to get bleeped out; so what the hell--I'm gonna say it anyways. Cuz last time I checked; the first amendment of the constitution reads..."


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


"And not..."


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech unless said speech refers to the word 'penis' or any other extremity of the body that is meant to be covered by an undergarment, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


"...So I'm safe! Freedom Of Speech = ftw. w00t! Go PENIS! \ o /"


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posted on May, 28 2010 @ 04:51 PM
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Here's another version-



I bet his wife smacked him around when she saw this



posted on May, 28 2010 @ 04:51 PM
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OMG, I love that.

I dont even think he realizes how funny what he said is..........he seemed all serious and intellectual when he said it.

Dont you wish we could see the film after they cut to commercial?



posted on May, 28 2010 @ 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by Illusionsaregrander
I dont even think he realizes how funny what he said is..........he seemed all serious and intellectual when he said it.


Yeah and the very next day Nancy Grace was on CNN looking like this:
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And then next thing you know; the FCC motions to censor the word 'Penis' in addition to other words, including, but not limited to 'tally-whacker', 'johnson', 'mr. happy', and 'pussycat'. And while they're at it they decide to sensor the word "Constitution". Because it has the word "Constitution" in it.

Instead of "God Bless America". People will be singing "Godd***, America! wtf happened?"


[edit on 5/28/10 by Marked One]



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