Nice to meet you.

I'm admittedly a newbie when it comes to the world of conspiracies. However, I find most everything I find on this website and its forum to be fascinating. This website has sparked my interest in the internet again. Great great website!

Please .... there is still time!!

Please You have to listen to me!! Walk away and dont look back!!

Once you're in here there's no escape!! Please BELIEVE ME!!!

*looks around in a paranoid way*

Look I have to leave before the others find me!!

Listen to my advice!! Get out of here now!!

Welcome aboard.

I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself here.

Welcome, glad to have you aboard!

Welcome aboard to ats muuun
if you need aything send me a u2u
happy to help if I can
cya round #se7

Too late, muuun!
You are sucked in now! You can never escape the siren call of ATS. You might as well make yourself at home.

The search feature is impressive and infinitely useful. The Google-powered site seach is very easy and effective for finding thread topics that might already exist.

Check out the excellent tutorials, Frequently Asked Questions, and Website Information.

If you are a SETI@Home user, or are interested in searching for E.T.'s, please consider joining our team.. We are trying to make it to 150,000+ work units complete for this phase of the project. Everyone is welcome.

Have a good time!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the ATS family!!!!