Can Anyone Confirm These Facts About Kim Jong-Il?

He was born under a double rainbow.

His biography states he doesn't urinate and defecate like other people.

He planned to solve hunger by breeding giant rabbits in N. Korea.

He injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young.

Citizens are told he and his father made the world and control the weather.

He hates being short, so he sent all of the short people in Pyongyang to uninhabited islands so they wouldn't infect future generations.

www.pixlmonster.com... More facts are hear if you want to read them.

Is he mentally insane? If this proves to be true, it really proves a lot about him...

Can anyone confirm these facts?

It sounds like the selling points for a new Tim Burton project. The worst possible movie ever made.

The weather control is confirmed. (en.wikipedia.org...)

Wow... never mind, the sources are at the bottom of the image, and most link to BBC, so it is confirmed.

There's gotta be an applicable Chuck Norris joke for this. C'mon....anybody....give us a Chuck Norris joke...

"For his first game of golf, official reports say he shot 38 under par and got 11 holes in 1" - You'd have to have shoot 4 holes in 1 on the par 3's, and then 7 more on the par 4's - He must have a hell of a drive

Edited to add: Untergang, not even Chuck can do this


[edit on 3-5-2010 by TortoiseKweek]

The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the #$%# out

Sad to say but yes this is true. www....-------------------------/library/bio/dictators/kim-jong-il and this goes well with the info your looking for. www.11points.com...

[edit on 3-5-2010 by Romantic_Rebel]

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All North Korean militant anti-western nationalists grow up wanting to be like Chuck Norris... unfortunately, most North Korean militant anti-western nationalists grow up to simply be killed by Chuck Norris...

When Pyongyang hands Chuck Norris lemons, he uses them to kill North Koreans... Chuck Norris hates lemonade.

If Chuck Norris and Mr. T were to ever set foot inside Kim John Il's palace, the palace itself would implode... no structure on Earth can contain that level of awesomeness...

I've got more, but it might come off as a bit... much

[edit on 3-5-2010 by Legion2112]

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Go to www.dakkadakka.com, they have an entire thread in the off-topic forum dedicated to Chuck Norris and Mr. T. I personally have no patience for them anymore, but you may be able to tolerate them better.

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It's a bi-yearly mood thing with me really - you guys caught me near the vernal equinox, good Chuck Norris time for me; I'll be "over" it until the fall...

Originally posted by Untergang
There's gotta be an applicable Chuck Norris joke for this. C'mon....anybody....give us a Chuck Norris joke...

Here's a few, right from the horse's mouth:




Personally, I think the Chuck Norris facts are a lot more believable than any of that Kim Jong-Il stuff.



[edit on 5/3/10 by FortAnthem]