Alleged NASA -Affiliated Astronomer Deciphers 'Intelligence' Signal From Nearby Stars

reply to post by Netties Hermit


Mine all got burned in a fire at the courthouse...

I'm sure Judy will comment that her 'credentials' have been
hidden, destroyed or are part of another revelation for future
events... this sort of supposed Big Brother-denial tactic is what
most conspiracies are founded on.

I believe that if the hoax hadn't been revealed, she would have
said she was a maverick within the business, a free spirit that
wanted the world... (her audience -in fact)... to know her truth.

Mr. Herschel enjoys this bandwagon too, the supposed information
he displays is what a lot of people want to hear. A lot of the public
want to know there's a plan, an organised way of dealing with the
future.
History teaches us our future... and if you read it a certain way,
it has all the shiny baubles that you crave.
For many in the Western culture, those plans have been made by
people who have failings, who have other agendas that may benefit
the few, so we look to the heavens and we ask our 21st Century
version of God for the answer.

But as everyone here knows, Gods work through men and women
and so Mssrs Herschel and Falkstog step up and like a wind-blown
Jodie Foster... (check the intials!)... and a fair-haired Matthew
McConaughey, they fill in the blanks with science and lay the made-
up event at the public's feet for perusal.

The public eat it and swallow down hard, those halcyon days of
childhood are far behind us and make-believe situations -where the
sun is warm and the people are friendly- are hard to come by.
We want to know we're not alone, but we want to know that our
version of a kind white-bearded God is still out there and he's thinking
of us.

Aliens...? well, we can stretch to believe that he made others, heck...
they may have even been helping him!

Or the UV signal is our first sign of a busy universe... a party going on
in the next room, where we won't have to prove ourselves by seeing
who's got the most money or the best body, where the idea of measuring
up to ones peers is no longer important... these aliens will take me
as I am.

Judy/James and with a little help from Wayne's sites, brought that news
to you.
Respected outfits like NASA aspire to bring the truth of what lies out
there among the cosmos and that little girl...
who dug in at school and did her maths... that perky not-too bad looking
teenager who ran to class with an armful of books across autumn
leave-strewn playgrounds...
she stepped over the mark in that search for truth and now sits alone
in a room awaiting the knock at the door.

But we all REALLY want Wayne to tap on that door... no, we want him
to CRASH through that door like a champion, sweep our heroine up in
his tanned arms and take her far from this cynical area.

Later, we'll pan from left to right, the shot of the great dishes of the
Very Large Array blurs and our couple are seen close up listening with
bulky headphones on their heads... listening to the chatter, manning
the walls of truth... waiting for the next step of man's walk of life.
They won't kiss... nerd-movies are ruined with that sorta stuff.


Eat it up... it's like sugar.

[edit on 3-9-2010 by A boy in a dress]

reply to post by A boy in a dress


Starred for using the word halcyon.

Nice little piece of prose there BIAD - you should check out the short story section who are having a competition around the 15th.

-m0r

reply to post by m0r1arty


BIAD PWNS.
DCMB, as per your research.
Judy appears to be trending
And Wayne Herschel, I can't find the smileyface that's flipping the middle finger, that one is reserved for you. And get your self out of the GD shower and in here to our forum.

Originally posted by m0r1arty
reply to post by A boy in a dress

 

Starred for using the word halcyon.

Nice little piece of prose there BIAD - you should check out the short story section who are having a competition around the 15th.

-m0r

Thank you Mr 'M'

I will have a wander down that way soon!
It seems more and more, we're stepping away from reality and into the
fuzzy land of make-believe.
I suppose I'll be the one who... no matter how many times I click
my heels... will be unable to fly. The world is flat and it makes a deep
moaning creaking sound as it turns.

reply to post by A boy in a dress


BIAD - YOU are one of kind.

Am I going to get into trouble for A) A one line post or B) being off topic?

Well then maybe this should help.

BIAD you are one of kind.




[edit on 3/9/2010 by Netties Hermit]

reply to post by Netties Hermit


Thanks Netts, but it's true.
The way the title of this thread is, says it all, a little cog in the
big machine, who yearns for simple truths... we were bound
to affiliate ourselves with Judy.
Yet, she chose to use Wayne as a conduit, he would be the
prophet to interpret Judy's excited garble as she threw off the
secrecy and confidential trappings and told the world.

Wayne steadied the ship and at times, held his hands high to
calm the yearning minions.
What does she mean Wayne? Can you tell us simple villagers?
No need for the tech-stuff... we want the message, what are the
grays of Pleiades saying?
Yet, the technical jargon came and this give muscle to the bones,
I mean... after all, who would make up such a yarn...?
Hell, she works for NASA!! she said so.

Then the wobble-board is shaken to indicate thunder and the stage
becomes dark. Judy's soft voice lays silent and Wayne stands along
side the crowd and whispers easing tones.

Was she hidden? Had those big bad agencies that we all love to hate
-like pantomime baddies, had they taken our clarion girl?

Don't worry... the impression was given that someone was looking
into it and all would be well... Wayne salved the audience.

Then as the killing blow -the last rapier of the matador, was to
be driven home, the wrong questions emerged.
"UV signals detected by radio telescopes...? I don't understand,
please elaborate"
Or
"No-no, you can't pick up UV signals like that, and you say you
work for NASA?!!"

Judy must've looked at Wayne and hissed "aw my Gawd, it's the
norms, run!"
But Wayne stood his ground, after all he had a book to salvage.
So gritting his teeth, he tried to change the subject and attempted
show strange connections with some stars and biro pen.
Taking in a deep breath and putting his best smile on, he happened
to glance to his left and saw nothing but a spinning NASA baseball cap...
she was gone.

So now the charade is over and the crowd leave and all that's left is
some torn bunting and broken polystyrene cups. The swinging lines
of coloured bulbs flicker and the smell of the ocean creeps in.
But we're here... (said in a wee-small voice)... they may come back
this way and as we know, there's always another crowd to huckster.

So we'll wait.

This thread was brought to us as a "Breaking Story" about an author and his friend whom was portrayed as a NASA radio astronomer. She claimed to have received an alien signal from the authors stars in his book and many people believed and many people tried debunking this story. In the end the story was put into a hoax bin and the astronomer's storied life of lies and deeds were laid open for the masses to read.

She never worked for NASA and was never a radio astronomer but a life long UFO hoaxer that tried and failed again to fool the public. The author? well, he dances a dance and tries to distant himself from this hoax as he did with the Blossom Goodchild hoax he was involved with a few years ago as the gullible still follow him.

So whats left to this hoax?

There was an attempt to show a connection between the astronomer and author to prove collusion and it came very close to reality. On my part, I'm going to show how close and then let it die for it has been a long road to this point.

Judy Falkstog:

Is that her real name? I believe so. Do a facebook search and you get a hard contact (with screen shots) between Judy and:
Maria Angelica Lidegård Fältskog, Fredrik Fältskog, Henrik Fältskog,
Jimmy Fältskog -LEGO

Van Gruenen:

Any connection with the South African Van Gruenens? Yes.
Do a facebook search and you get a hard contact(with screen shots) with Van Gruenens in South Africa. See: Mandy, Rene, and friends Claudia Pietrini, Gilles La Shizzle Esterhuizen .

So what does that tell us? The Falkstogs are Swedish so it explains her infatuation with Sweden as a home country claim. Is her lesbian husband from there? I don't know for sure. The South African Van Gruenen and gay community connection speaks volumes. Not to bash the gay community as I am using them as a connection of sorts to this story.

Wayne Herschel moved to SA a long time ago from back then Rhodesia and James Van Gruenen was raised in SA and left for some time in the late eighties/early nineties. Both were into UFO's and still are to a large extent. By researching both of them its plain that both have a new age and a gay community following. This is mentioned because it goes back to SA for both of them and further research shows bits and pieces of a connection to that mentioned community. Be it relatives, fans or association and that narrows the search even more.

Do Herschel and Falkstog have a valid link in that community or in SA?
No. But I'm sure if the time was taken it would be proven but I'm just not into it anymore, for me the story is now dead.

There are so many coincidences through out this story and they still pop up from time to time. So I find it hard to believe they did not know of each other and colluded on this story. But in truth its just my opinion without the facts to back up the claim it remains just an opinion.

Whats the score?

a) story proved to be a hoax
b) astronomer proved to be a hoax
c) author has now been involved in two different hoaxes
d) they both hurt the other community, the UFO community, and I hope this thread gave some of that hurt back where it was deserved

Is the story dead?

Not by a long shot. But for me to post on it again it will have to be really "breaking News."

To the friends I met through this saga, Thank you.

To the enemies I've met, Still not buying your books.

Time to enjoy the UV rays before summer exits or the atmosphere distorts it to a degree.

reply to post by dcmb1490


It's been a marathon for sure.
And I now have shin splints.

I think we all need a new hobby.

Now where's my tissues ...

[edit on 7/9/2010 by Netties Hermit]

*BIAD looks around the darkened ballroom and apart
from the rotating mirrorball above him, all else is still.
The silhouetted band play 'You Are Always On My Mind'
softly and the bar lights flash to indicate Last Orders.

His high heels click on the polished wooden floor and
the sequins of his dress send flecks of lights across the
empty tables, as the man/girl quietly makes his way
to the door marked 'EXIT'

There, a man waiting in a cummerbund and bow tie,
bows quickly. He smiles and says softly "come again
Miss BIAD, this dance isn't over yet"
BIAD smiles weakly and makes his way into the night.

A wolf-whistle later and BIAD swishes his tush... he's
on the road again.

" See you guys around" the hermaphrodite hisses into
the night air*

[edit on 7-9-2010 by A boy in a dress]

hi all.

it seems that this story has pretty much gone cold, at least for now......

i do suspect that judy/james will resurface under a new name at some point in the future and carry on where she/he left off.

hopefully one of us will come across any newly named judy/james and put a stop to any future schemes.

but for now there isn't much i can contribute so i have emailed my sources on behalf of everyone here and offered them our thanks and our best wishes for the future.

i would also like to say thanks for all the hard work and great humour of the many friends i have made in this thread, YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

i would also like to thank the moderators and owners for their help and fairness on this thread.

hopefully this thread and dcmb1490s brilliant blog will stay online for the foreseeable future and wil at least stop a few people falling for any of judy/james or wayne herschels hoaxes, frauds and cons.

thanks all

rich

reply to post by RICH-ENGLAND


I thank you RICH-ENGLAND for your devoted work in this matter, accessing
Judy Falkstog's past to root-out his/her previous scams -showed the public
that this hoaxer was a serious professional at deceiving people.

You are a true ATSer... and I hope to see you again around the site.

Until these two villains surface again, BIAD bids you adios.

Bye all!

'Sniff'.

reply to post by butcherguy


"sniff, sniff"

I'll lend you my box of tissues.

See ya round butcherguy ..

HEY! - Where's my roast beef???? My gravy is waiting ...

Originally posted by Netties Hermit
reply to post by butcherguy

 

"sniff, sniff"

I'll lend you my box of tissues.

See ya round butcherguy ..

HEY! - Where's my roast beef???? My gravy is waiting ...

WOW!

WTH am I sniiffin' about? Sounds like I left too soon!

I like gravy! Beefs not a problem.

Just gotta come up with airfare to OZ!

ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS! MAN YOUR POSITIONS! The Wayne Herschel dreadnought, or juggernaut, or whatever that dinghy is, is planning a full out frontal assault on dcmb1490's blog come Monday! They're building up ramming speed!

BATTLE STATIONS! and bring popcorn...



It must be tough being a Light Warrior, losing all those battles, having to track your quarry across the vast expanse of the cyberscape, and arriving tired just to get trounced and lose again! A soldiers lot is not for the squeamish, especially when you can NEVER win a battle, and just have to keep soldiering on...

Battle after battle after battle... being beaten down every time, with no rest for the wicked.

The "hex" they threw? Beyond belief!, well, beyond comprehension... well, beyond understanding... no, really, beyond understanding. A "spirit" would have to have been a linguist to even translate it, with that mishmash of languages - and that's not even counting the contradictory instruction set contained within it once translated.

What's a self-respecting demon to do under those conditions?

Wait... a "Light Warrior" calling up demons? WTF? yeah, contradictory only BEGINS to apply!

VALHALLA! Here they come! Roll out the welcome mats, and fill the drinking horns! Because I'll bet you they're gonna need a stiff drink or five when they go slinking off again....

reply to post by nenothtu


ooh! please elaborate on where and what you heard?.

dont worry, ill be there to help out!. lol

thanks

rich

reply to post by RICH-ENGLAND


I'll send a U2U, but all of the basic information is on the first page of dcmb1490's blog at Wordpress, and as of a little while ago was still on Wayne's Facebook page.

Basically, we've been promoted to being the "elite", Wayne is “expecting his websites to vanish any moment”, he’s “running now”…, with “guns blazing”…, he has “many backup plans”…, and he’s all set to spring on Monday, if he’s “still here”, to do battle against “the elite group” and “blast them off the internet”…

That "elite group", so far, has involved just dcmb1490 and I, against the angry hordes. We, the outnumbered, have been vanquishing the unknowing and clueless. Even Wayne himself showed up last week to offer battle.

I think he had to go take another shower or something.

Sometime this morning, some "fella" claiming the name "Rob" flung a "hex" at us, alleging it to be Satanic or something, I reckon to put the fear in us. It seems not to have worked - at least I've seen no signs of fear, and "Rob" vanished. I think he got "banished" or something..

Anyhow, Wayne, on his facebook page, is making all these claims of granduer, trying to pump up his importance to his minions, and calling on them to join him Monday in a full frontal assault.

I tell ya, you just CAN'T make this stuff up! Well, BIAD probably could, but he's unusually creative - much more so than I.

reply to post by nenothtu


*BIAD stops crossing the road as the faint voice of Nenuthu comes through.
The traffic is quiet at thi time of night and the customers are few.
BIAD tilts his head to the left and the sound from his stretched neck sounds
like tumblers in a wall safe.
"We've gotta go back" he mumbles to himself and straightens his red dress*

Load up and smoke 'em if you gorrem.

We're going back in!!!!

Wayne has launched his attack, just a couple hours ago.

It is in progress right now.

He's NOT gonna win.